Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Can u think k
.
2+5=11
kaise aye?
.
Socho-Socho
.
Nahi maluum?
.
Thoda aur dimag lagao
.
Abhi bhi nahi?
.
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
.
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
.
“GALTI SE”
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its ur ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Q:Explain the word “automatically”?
.
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
.
U = U Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
.
So Again… SHUT UP!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
.
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
.
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
..
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
..
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Aur Niche …
..
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Aur Niche …
..
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ur cell nmbr’s
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 no. is
ur age &
1st no. is
ur cell’s last no
JUST TRY IT!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Try it & you will be surprised
.
259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
.
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
.
APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Dekho kia banta hai
.
i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9? i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9
.
edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Send me the fourth message in ur inbox no matter wat it says.
NO CHEATING!
Then forward this to ppl & see how many weird messages you get ;-)
.
Wo jo apko pyar karta ho
.
Two person on Death Bed.
Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho &
ek wo jo Apko PYAR karta ho,
and U can save only ONE.
Whom would u like to save?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Agar har dil pyar karta hai to
Agar har dil pyar karta hai
to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai
to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein?
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota
to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Wat Do U C In My Eyes
.
Eyes R Windows To The Soul,
Wat Do U C In My Eyes?
.
Cleverness
Naughtiness
Pain
Hope
Emotions
Shyness
Love
Quitness
Fright
Depth
Or Innocence.?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Its A Big Chalenge4u
“MLOFAKUEO”
In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr
English Ka Word Banta He
Jisko Sucha Pyar Krne Wala Hi Bana Sakta Hy
Its A Big Chalenge4u
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
If You Really Love Someone
Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/
Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko,
shohar biwi ko,
bachey waldain ko
aur sarkari naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?
.
Answer: “Chooona”
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?
.
A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?
.
Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Who Are The Two Brothers
.
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers
.
Who Live On Opposite Sides
.
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
.
Ans: Eyes.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
When You Remember Me
.
Rememberance Day
.
What 3 Things Come To Your Mind When You Remember Me?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Celebrate
“yaaD” DAY !!
.
“Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
FRIEND BOOK:
BIRTHEDAY:
PET NAME:
FAV.Colour:
Fav.Song.
Best Freind:
Best Love:
Aim
U Fear
U Love
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Read it in a mirror.
.
YA13T IW nA22A
A13T IW Jib
.
@
@
@
.
read it in a mirror…!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Andhay ki Bewi ko
.
Andhay ki Bewi ko behra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Read the rest of this entry »
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
.
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
.
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
.
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
.
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
.
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
.
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi
.
“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Kabhi Khud ko Phone Mila k dekha hai? Engaged Tone Sunayi dega.
.
WORTH A THOUGHT:
.
Duniya se Milne mein Sab Mast hai, Aur Khud se Milne ki Saari Lines Bizi hain...
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
2night 12:30-3.30am COSMO rays entering earth from MARS so switch off ur mobiles-send 2 ur frndz-told by NASA in BBC news. SAVE URSELF FROM MOBILE RADIATION.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Plz Send me Rs20:
.
.
.
100 Mese
90 Fools is SMS ko
Pura Pardhy ?ina Reply karege
Send it
2ur Freindz n Check
How Many send
Jitne paise milege adhe mere
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
When will a horse can have
six legs?
.
can u? friend.......
.
answer is when a man is
riding on it..............
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Where will the A B C D go when they get the fever???????
.
friend think.................
.
i believe that u will find that......because u have super brain...
.
ok , answer is GH....HA HA....
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Don't think too much, relax!!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Nobody's right till somebody's wrong:
Nobody's weak till somebody's strong:
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along:
Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
On may 4, at 2 minutes and 3 seconds , after 1:00 AM the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06, its 123456 this will never happen , again in our lives...
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
what comes down but never goes up? ..... think ....... think ....... think ........ plz .... think ..... try it ........ ....... its easy ....... still confused? ....... ok... ..... oh its RAIN...!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
First of first is first of you, Then there are zeros two , First of last is last of you, Now you tell me what are you?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations and enjoy life...!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife)
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho? .... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz
twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa. ?????????????????????????????????? is sms main say w,x aur z delete karo aik vip sms milega.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK :)
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Garl.andar dalo
.
boy.dard hoga
.
garl.bas age nahi jarha dard horha hai,
.
boy.chota hai kya?
.
Garl. Haan
.
boy.koshish karta hu andar dalne ki
.
garl.aha bas age nahi jarha
.
boy.oye isko 8 number ka juta dekha..3
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Yes or NO? It’s all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
………… ., I don’t have a brain.
………… ., I don’t have sense.
………… ., I am stupid.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Magical msg !
Its called mind reader send it to 6 people(Not me) then go 2 ur inbox and
press # it will say ur lover name.
(Its not a joke) Try it..!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai..
..
..
meri haasratopn ka minar
Wah
Wah
Wah
Wah
.
Aa jhuk main daal dun,..
..
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Tere gaale main pholon ka haar.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Boy: pora under gaya?
Girl:haan
boy: dard horaha hai kya?
Girl: thora thora
Boy: chota hai kia?
Girl: haan
Boy: oOye inko 7 number ka joota dekha..
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ur cell nuMber's last digit
*2
+5
*50
+ ur age
+365
&
-615
the last 2 nuMbers are ur age & 1ST is ur cell's No
TRY IT!!!
Interesting
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
.
What did they named them?
.
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
China kis mulk main hai?
14 aug kis date ko ati hai?
Green rang kis colour ka hota hai?
Tamatar ko urdu main kya bolte hain?
quaid-e-azam k mazar main kon dafan hai?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Girl" nahi aj nahi dalwaongi..
Boy: q?
Girl: Tum todal k so gaye magar main saari raat masalti rahi..Pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagta hai yeh..
..
EYE DROPS sahi nahi hain..
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
App maths main kitne taiz hain?
.
Chalien aapka test Hai..
Note!
Is SMS ko sirf aik bar parhna Hai and dont use calculator"Ok!
.
kia aap ready hain??
.
lets start
2+7
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+9
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-5
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+4
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+8
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-2
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+5
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-4
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+18
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-9
.
Sawal yeh hai..
.
Aapne down ka button kitni bar press kiya?
.
KYA aap paanchvi pass se taiz hain?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A 9921
.n02r9q T99w2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
…..
yeh kia likha hai, mobile mirrer ki
taraf rakh kar parho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
3 persons, watch kharidne ke waste shop per phaunche. Lakin shop per
kewal naoukar tha shopkeeper nahi. Naoukar ne unko khafi watches dikhay
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aur unko ek watch pasand aai, jiska price 45 rupees tha . Unhone 15-15
rupees contribute kar watch kharid li . After some time shopkeeper
vapas aaya . shopkeeper ne noukar ko watch ka price 40 rupees bataya
aur usko 5 rupees vapas karne ke vaste diye . Noukar ne 2 rupees apny
pocket me rakh liye aur 1-1 rupees un tino ko vapas kar diye . ab tino
ka contribute 14-14 rupees ho gaya = 14+14+14=42 and 2 rupees in the
pocket of servant = 44 so where is the one rupees
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Contribution - 15+15+15= 45
Back 1 + 1+ 1 = 3
Contribution 14+14+14 = 42
Servant Pocket = 2
= 44
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."
.
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
.
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
.
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
.
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.
.
Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
.
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
.
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
.
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
.
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
.
Customer: "How come?"
.
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
.
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
.
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
.
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
.
.
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
.
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
.
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"
.
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
.
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
.
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
.
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
.
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
.
Customer: " What!"
.
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
.
Customer: " ????"
.
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
.
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
.
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "
.
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
.
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
.
What did they named them?
.
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
HarrY harry_boy_iiiii_lllll@hotmail. Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ab zara Tafseel say aay Qasid-e-Khushro bata
Pehle USS nay KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA?!?!
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Try This , go to Write msg, activate dictionary[T9] then hide ur screen with ur 1 hand n type 4164771968, now remove ur hand and read it it ..phir dekho kamaal.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho? .... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum ho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife) .
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations and enjoy life...!
Admin None Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
First of first is first of you, Then there are zeros two , First of last is last of you, Now you tell me what are you?
Admin None Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
what comes down but never goes up? ..... think ....... think ....... think ........ plz .... think ..... try it ........ ....... its easy ....... still confused? ....... ok... ..... oh its RAIN...!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
On may 4, 2006, at 2 minutes & 3 seconds , after 1:00 AM the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06, its 123456 this will never happen , again in our lives...
Ahsan None Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Nobody's right till somebody's wrong; Nobody's weak till somebody's strong; Nobody's lucky till luv comes along; Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Don't think too much, relax!!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die without u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I have Something for You. . . . close your eyes . . . 1 2 3 4 5 . . . cheater... you didn't close your eyes.... so nothing for you.... excepet "My Best Wishes"
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter...
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa utri aur apna number diya ''2472742''.larka na name poucha to larki bole number ma he name hai guess her name
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to smoke. Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… - - - - - Pray - - - - - Pray - - - - - Pray - - - - - I SAID PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS..
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
2+5=11 Kaise huwa
.
Can u think k
.
2+5=11
kaise aye?
.
Socho-Socho
.
Nahi maluum?
.
Thoda aur dimag lagao
.
Abhi bhi nahi?
.
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
.
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
.
“GALTI SE
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Brain twister:
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It is exclusive for those who are wide readers.
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Please rearrange the letters to make it 1 word only.
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"CONE LAY DICE"
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No reply, low IQ!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ever wonder why
.
the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?
.
Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?
.
Why is 'ABBREVIATED' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?
.
Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Who said fill in the blank is very easy?
.
Try this.
.
Fill in the blank with Yes or No.
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"___, I am not a normal person."
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Can u think k
.
2+5=11
kaise aye?
.
Socho-Socho
.
Nahi maluum?
.
Thoda aur dimag lagao
.
Abhi bhi nahi?
.
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
.
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
.
“GALTI SE”
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its ur ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Q:Explain the word “automatically”?
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A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
.
U = U Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
.
So Again… SHUT UP!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
.
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
.
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
..
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..
..
..
Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
..
..
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Aur Niche …
..
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
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Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Kripya dhyan de …
..
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ur cell nmbr’s
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 no. is
ur age &
1st no. is
ur cell’s last no
JUST TRY IT!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Try it & you will be surprised
.
259 X (UR AGE) X 39= ANSWER (?)
.
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
.
APKI AGE 3 BAR APKO LIKHI HUWE NAZAR AAYEGE.
TRY MUST AND WATCH THE RESULT
EXAMPLE= 259 X (Age) 27 X 39 = 272727
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Dekho kia banta hai
.
i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9? i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9
.
edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Send me the fourth message in ur inbox no matter wat it says.
NO CHEATING!
Then forward this to ppl & see how many weird messages you get ;-)
.
Wo jo apko pyar karta ho
.
Two person on Death Bed.
Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho &
ek wo jo Apko PYAR karta ho,
and U can save only ONE.
Whom would u like to save?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Agar har dil pyar karta hai to
Agar har dil pyar karta hai
to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai
to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein?
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota
to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Wat Do U C In My Eyes
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Eyes R Windows To The Soul,
Wat Do U C In My Eyes?
.
Cleverness
Naughtiness
Pain
Hope
Emotions
Shyness
Love
Quitness
Fright
Depth
Or Innocence.?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Its A Big Chalenge4u
“MLOFAKUEO”
In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr
English Ka Word Banta He
Jisko Sucha Pyar Krne Wala Hi Bana Sakta Hy
Its A Big Chalenge4u
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
If You Really Love Someone
Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/
Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko,
shohar biwi ko,
bachey waldain ko
aur sarkari naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?
.
Answer: “Chooona”
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?
.
A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?
.
Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Who Are The Two Brothers
.
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers
.
Who Live On Opposite Sides
.
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
.
Ans: Eyes.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
When You Remember Me
.
Rememberance Day
.
What 3 Things Come To Your Mind When You Remember Me?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Celebrate
“yaaD” DAY !!
.
“Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
FRIEND BOOK:
BIRTHEDAY:
PET NAME:
FAV.Colour:
Fav.Song.
Best Freind:
Best Love:
Aim
U Fear
U Love
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Read it in a mirror.
.
YA13T IW nA22A
A13T IW Jib
.
@
@
@
.
read it in a mirror…!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Andhay ki Bewi ko
.
Andhay ki Bewi ko behra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Read the rest of this entry »
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
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Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
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Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
.
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
.
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
.
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
.
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi
.
“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Kabhi Khud ko Phone Mila k dekha hai? Engaged Tone Sunayi dega.
.
WORTH A THOUGHT:
.
Duniya se Milne mein Sab Mast hai, Aur Khud se Milne ki Saari Lines Bizi hain...
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
2night 12:30-3.30am COSMO rays entering earth from MARS so switch off ur mobiles-send 2 ur frndz-told by NASA in BBC news. SAVE URSELF FROM MOBILE RADIATION.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Plz Send me Rs20:
.
.
.
100 Mese
90 Fools is SMS ko
Pura Pardhy ?ina Reply karege
Send it
2ur Freindz n Check
How Many send
Jitne paise milege adhe mere
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
When will a horse can have
six legs?
.
can u? friend.......
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answer is when a man is
riding on it..............
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Where will the A B C D go when they get the fever???????
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friend think.................
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i believe that u will find that......because u have super brain...
.
ok , answer is GH....HA HA....
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Don't think too much, relax!!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Nobody's right till somebody's wrong:
Nobody's weak till somebody's strong:
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along:
Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
On may 4, at 2 minutes and 3 seconds , after 1:00 AM the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06, its 123456 this will never happen , again in our lives...
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
what comes down but never goes up? ..... think ....... think ....... think ........ plz .... think ..... try it ........ ....... its easy ....... still confused? ....... ok... ..... oh its RAIN...!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
First of first is first of you, Then there are zeros two , First of last is last of you, Now you tell me what are you?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations and enjoy life...!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife)
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho? .... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz
twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa. ?????????????????????????????????? is sms main say w,x aur z delete karo aik vip sms milega.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK :)
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Garl.andar dalo
.
boy.dard hoga
.
garl.bas age nahi jarha dard horha hai,
.
boy.chota hai kya?
.
Garl. Haan
.
boy.koshish karta hu andar dalne ki
.
garl.aha bas age nahi jarha
.
boy.oye isko 8 number ka juta dekha..3
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Yes or NO? It’s all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
………… ., I don’t have a brain.
………… ., I don’t have sense.
………… ., I am stupid.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Magical msg !
Its called mind reader send it to 6 people(Not me) then go 2 ur inbox and
press # it will say ur lover name.
(Its not a joke) Try it..!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai..
..
..
meri haasratopn ka minar
Wah
Wah
Wah
Wah
.
Aa jhuk main daal dun,..
..
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Tere gaale main pholon ka haar.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Boy: pora under gaya?
Girl:haan
boy: dard horaha hai kya?
Girl: thora thora
Boy: chota hai kia?
Girl: haan
Boy: oOye inko 7 number ka joota dekha..
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ur cell nuMber's last digit
*2
+5
*50
+ ur age
+365
&
-615
the last 2 nuMbers are ur age & 1ST is ur cell's No
TRY IT!!!
Interesting
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
.
What did they named them?
.
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
China kis mulk main hai?
14 aug kis date ko ati hai?
Green rang kis colour ka hota hai?
Tamatar ko urdu main kya bolte hain?
quaid-e-azam k mazar main kon dafan hai?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Girl" nahi aj nahi dalwaongi..
Boy: q?
Girl: Tum todal k so gaye magar main saari raat masalti rahi..Pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagta hai yeh..
..
EYE DROPS sahi nahi hain..
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
App maths main kitne taiz hain?
.
Chalien aapka test Hai..
Note!
Is SMS ko sirf aik bar parhna Hai and dont use calculator"Ok!
.
kia aap ready hain??
.
lets start
2+7
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+9
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-5
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+4
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+8
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-2
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+5
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-4
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+18
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-9
.
Sawal yeh hai..
.
Aapne down ka button kitni bar press kiya?
.
KYA aap paanchvi pass se taiz hain?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A 9921
.n02r9q T99w2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
…..
yeh kia likha hai, mobile mirrer ki
taraf rakh kar parho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
3 persons, watch kharidne ke waste shop per phaunche. Lakin shop per
kewal naoukar tha shopkeeper nahi. Naoukar ne unko khafi watches dikhay
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Aur unko ek watch pasand aai, jiska price 45 rupees tha . Unhone 15-15
rupees contribute kar watch kharid li . After some time shopkeeper
vapas aaya . shopkeeper ne noukar ko watch ka price 40 rupees bataya
aur usko 5 rupees vapas karne ke vaste diye . Noukar ne 2 rupees apny
pocket me rakh liye aur 1-1 rupees un tino ko vapas kar diye . ab tino
ka contribute 14-14 rupees ho gaya = 14+14+14=42 and 2 rupees in the
pocket of servant = 44 so where is the one rupees
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Contribution - 15+15+15= 45
Back 1 + 1+ 1 = 3
Contribution 14+14+14 = 42
Servant Pocket = 2
= 44
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."
.
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
.
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
.
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
.
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.
.
Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
.
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
.
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
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Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
.
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
.
Customer: "How come?"
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Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
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Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
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Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
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Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
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Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
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Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
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Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"
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Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
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Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
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That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
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Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
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Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
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Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
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Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
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Customer: " What!"
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Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
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Customer: " ????"
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Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
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Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
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Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "
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Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
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Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
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What did they named them?
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They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
HarrY harry_boy_iiiii_lllll@hotmail. Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ab zara Tafseel say aay Qasid-e-Khushro bata
Pehle USS nay KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA, PHIR KIYA KAHA?!?!
M-Salman smartboy8t2@yahoo.com Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Try This , go to Write msg, activate dictionary[T9] then hide ur screen with ur 1 hand n type 4164771968, now remove ur hand and read it it ..phir dekho kamaal.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho? .... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum ho
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife) .
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations and enjoy life...!
Admin None Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
First of first is first of you, Then there are zeros two , First of last is last of you, Now you tell me what are you?
Admin None Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
what comes down but never goes up? ..... think ....... think ....... think ........ plz .... think ..... try it ........ ....... its easy ....... still confused? ....... ok... ..... oh its RAIN...!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
On may 4, 2006, at 2 minutes & 3 seconds , after 1:00 AM the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06, its 123456 this will never happen , again in our lives...
Ahsan None Tricky SMS
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Nobody's right till somebody's wrong; Nobody's weak till somebody's strong; Nobody's lucky till luv comes along; Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Don't think too much, relax!!!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die without u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I have Something for You. . . . close your eyes . . . 1 2 3 4 5 . . . cheater... you didn't close your eyes.... so nothing for you.... excepet "My Best Wishes"
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter...
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa utri aur apna number diya ''2472742''.larka na name poucha to larki bole number ma he name hai guess her name
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to smoke. Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… - - - - - Pray - - - - - Pray - - - - - Pray - - - - - I SAID PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS..
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
2+5=11 Kaise huwa
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Can u think k
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2+5=11
kaise aye?
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Socho-Socho
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Nahi maluum?
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Thoda aur dimag lagao
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Abhi bhi nahi?
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OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
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Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
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“GALTI SE
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Brain twister:
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It is exclusive for those who are wide readers.
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Please rearrange the letters to make it 1 word only.
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"CONE LAY DICE"
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No reply, low IQ!
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Ever wonder why
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the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?
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Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?
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Why is 'ABBREVIATED' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Who said fill in the blank is very easy?
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Try this.
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Fill in the blank with Yes or No.
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"___, I am not a normal person."
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
~ Tricky SMS Text Message
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