Thursday, May 20, 2010

Tamil SMS Text Message

Aval ennai
pirinth vittal
enbathu enaku therium
pavam en idhayathuku theriyathu
athu unakukaka innum
thudithu kondu irukirathu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Naan
Unnidam Konda kadhal
Unnai suttri ullavarkkellam
theyrinthu vittathu
Unnai thavira……
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Oru baby’a
Cute-ah,
Personality-ah,
Beautiful-ah,
Talented-ah,
Inteligent-ah,
Valarkanuma???
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Mullil than valkai
Aanalum sirithu
gondirukkuthu “Roja”
SO smile is the
best medition
always be “happy”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kanavugalum Karpanaium
kalam Thazthum – Adalal
En Unarvugaluku
Un Ninavugalaiye
Ookka Marundakki
Kathirukiren
Un Varugaikaga…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sontha Sinthanai:
Sogam Mattumae Vaalkkai Kidaiyaathu!
Sugamagavae Yen Naalum Vaalnthu Vida Vum Mudiyaathu!
Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan Nam-maal Pala Nodigal Velichathil Vaala Mudium Yenbathai Mara Vaatheer..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Tholvi enaku puthithalla
.
athanalthan avanai
.
marakka vendum
.
endru ninaikkum bodhu
.
kooda
.
En manathodu poradi thotru pogiraen
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

kaadhalum, natpum
iru kavithaigal
Anbaana natpai
.
Nesikiren,
.
nesikum
Natpai
.
kadhallikiren!
.
Natpu un meedu
Kadal un natpin meedu.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nan Kodutha Kadithathai
.
vaithu Aval
.
Kappal Vittu
.
Vilayadi Kondu irukiraal
.
Thaniril Alla
.
“Yen Kanneeril”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
.
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
.
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
.
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Ulaga SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inbox’ku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya
megaa hit Comedy
Message
Vijay is trying for
“Six Pack”…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Political Thathuvam : Yennadhaan ‘Karunanithi’ DMK la irundhaalum avar sotta mandayila yaaraavudhu kottina AMMA”nu dhaan kaththuvaar…”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..? :-)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Mazhaikum
.
veyilkum enna difference. . .?
.
1
.
2
.
3
.
4
.
Ans:
.
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
.
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Ennathan nammakku Rendu kaadhu irrunthallum namma’ONNU’nu sonna’ONNU’nu than ketkkum….
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Man1: “Irundhalum antha ma’isthiri romba mossam…”
.
Man2: “Yen appadi solrenga?”
.
Man1: “Road roller punchernu 500 rubaai Kanakula Yeludhitar…”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Patient : Doctor, Operation’ai Thavira Veara Vazhiye illaiya.?
Doctor : Oh.! Irukkey,THARKOLAI Pannikkalaam.!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Tea kadai kaaran podatha Tea enna tea?
.
Theriyalaya…
.
NIGHTEE…!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Varthai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
Kangal,
.
Valkai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
“Pengal”…
.
Be care ful…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

“Gandhi
.
Nattukkaaga
.
Uzhaiththar”
.
Naam
.
“Gandhi
.
Nottukkaaga
.
Uzhaikinroam”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kazhudhai Sonnadhu!!!
.
Ennai paarr Yogam Varum…
.
Figure-i Paarr Sogam Varum!.!.!.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

India Thiru Nattil…
.
Thondinal Thangam Kidaikkum…
.
Vettinal Velli Kidaikkum…
.
Aanal…
.
Padithal mattum
.
Vealai Kitaikkadhu!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

AdaDe!!!
.
Perundhu Payanathil
.
Iyarkai Alagai Rasikka
.
Mudiyavillai…
.
Nadathunarin Sillarai Pakki!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Oru Pennin
.
Sirippu Matrum Kanneer
.
Irandumea
.
Manidhanai
.
Edhu Vendumanalum Seiyya
.
Thoondum!.!.!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Pazhaiya Sorum
.
Suttadhu…
.
Appa Sonnar
.
“DhandaSoru”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Saththam Illamal
.
Thatti Kettadhu
.
Thavaru Seium Podhellam…
.
“Manasu”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Top-up Pottu Message
.
Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu…
.
Make-up Pottu Pesi
.
Kollum Pennai Nambathea…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Vidivadharkul
.
Veezhndhu Viduvom
.
Ena therindhum….
.
Eriyum Vilakkodu
.
Vilaiyadum
.
Egandha Piravigal…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sontha Sinthanai:
Sogam Mattumae Vaalkkai Kidaiyaathu!
Sugamagavae Yen Naalum Vaalnthu Vida Vum Mudiyaathu!
Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan Nam-maal Pala Nodigal Velichathil Vaala Mudium Yenbathai Mara Vaatheer..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Aangallin Kaadhal
.
“Aayull Varai”…
.
Penngallin Kaadhal
.
“Parents Azhum Varai”…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sandhosham irukkum idaththil Vaazha ninaippadhai vida, Nee irukkum idaththil Sandhoshathai Undaakku. Un Vaazhkkayil Niraivu Irukkum.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Imai moodi Nee urangu.. Un vizhi vaasalil Naan kaaval iruppaen.. Intha iravu iniya iravaagattum.., Iniya kanavugalodu.. Iravu Vanakam!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

“Ulagirkku OLI Tharum Suriyane Uranga Sendru Vittathu”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

“En Uyirku OLI tharum natpe Nee Mattum Yen Vilithirukirai Poi Kan Urangu” GOOD NIGHT…! sweet dreams..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sollivida Enni
Pala Naal
Arugil Varuven…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Undhan Paarvai
Paarthadhum
Adhu Mattum Podhum
Ena Ninaithu
Vilagi Viduven…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

En Manadhil Ulladhu
Therindhum
Vilaiyaadum
Paavaiyea
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nee Etru Kolvai Enrey
Thodarkiren Un Nizhalai
.
Thodarven Enrum…
.
I Love You
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Akka friend’a akkaava ninaikkalam, thangachi friend’a thangachiyaa ninaikalam but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Ennai
Marakka
Vendum
Endru Ninaikum
Ovvoru Nimidangal’ilum,
Ennai Ninaikirai
Enbadhai Maranthu Vidathey…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?
.
1.Vattam
.
2.Sadhuram
.
Vidai: Sadhuram
.
Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Teacher: ”Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)
.
peyar sollu”.
.
Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.
.
Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu sollu…
.
Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Vadhiyar: Pasangala Irattai Kilavikku Udharanam Sollunga???
.
Students: Namma Tamil Miss-um Maths Miss-um Than Sir!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kanavugalum Karpanaium
kalam Thazthum – Adalal
En Unarvugaluku
Un Ninavugalaiye
Ookka Marundakki
Kathirukiren
Un Varugaikaga…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nan Kodutha Kadithathai
.
vaithu Aval
.
Kappal Vittu
.
Vilayadi Kondu irukiraal
.
Thaniril Alla
.
“Yen Kanneeril”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Aangallin Kaadhal
.
“Aayull Varai”…
.
Penngallin Kaadhal
.
“Parents Azhum Varai”…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu Natppai
Yezhudhi Vaiththean…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu -
‘Vilai Madhipillaa
Muthukkal’ Yenakkey Sondham yendru.!.
Happy New Year My Dear Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message


Vegam…
.
Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan, packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai Supervisor parthu vittar. BIT adikiran.
.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ‘Tholaindhom…’enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai, tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu…
.
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar… ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
.
avarudaiya ‘ Makku Paiyanukku’ BIT-ai kodukka!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Meathai…
.
Meathamaikkum
.
Peathamaikkum ulla Vithiyasam
.
Enna? enru Arignar Oruvaridam
.
Kettabodhu Avar Kooriya Padhil…
.
“Meathaigalukku Nokkangal Undu…
.
Pethaikalukku Verum Eakkangalthan Undu…”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

30 Kadhaigalukku mael anuppivitten. Onru kooda puplish aagavillai. Virakthiyaagi ponadhu manadhu.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Ennoda kadhaiyai mattum neenga puplish pannalai, nan tharkolaiye pannikiven sir…enru Aasiriyarukku kaditham ezhudhinen.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Appadiyavadhu namma kadhai puplish aagadha engira nappasaithan karanam. Enakku tharkolai seidhukira alavukku thunichal illai. Chumma kagitha mirattal!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Appodhuthan adhu nigalndhadhu. Eppodhum en ninaivugal paththirikai, paththirikai enrea irundhathal edhiril vandha vaganathai kavanikkamal valaivil thiruppi, vibatthukkulagi nanum scooter-um thanithaniyaga kidanthoam.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Treatment eduthukondu, Iyalbu vazhkaiku nan thirumbi iruntha adutha varam athea paththirikai-il “Helmet” anivathan avasiyam kuritthu katturai ezhuthi irundhargal, Nan Accident aana padathai pottu!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam tired athan...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, Varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, Varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

24 mani neramu thirandhe irukkum katai ethu nalla thing pannunga
sakkatai then
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundu ezhuththu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

friend 1: naan yethu senjalum yen wife kuruka nikiraa friend 2: car otty pare? (by saravanan)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita??? (by A.S.Senthil kumar)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Difference between Saivam & Asaivam?
.
Mutton shop'la thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha 'Saivam'..!
unn naakula thanni vandha 'Asaivam'..!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

What is the similarity between
Krishna Jayanthi
and
Communism?
'KAAL MARKS'..!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam tired athan...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, Varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, Varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
.
But
.
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message


24 mani neramu thirandhe irukkum katai ethu nalla thing pannunga
sakkatai then
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundu ezhuththu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

UKG Rowdism:
.
Boy1:thala,thala!
.
Boy2:ennada?
.
Boy1:thala unga aalu kitta oruthan snacks kekkaran
.
Boy2:adinga…..
.
evanda avan entha section?
.
Boy1:UKG ‘b’ section thala
.
Boy2:dai ‘b’ section ‘balpam babu’ ‘ceralac pandi’ kita solli avanoda slate tooka solra,avan alattum.am very upset.Machi oru peg junior horlicks adicha dan en manasu aarum…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna
Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kangaliluruthu gangaiyum yamunaiyum
Perukkeduthu Odukinranaa
Iruppinum...
Thaagam theeravaillae
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

unarum varai
unmaiyum oru
poi thaan
purikinra varai
vazhkiyum oru
pudir thaan
so enjoy ur life..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnuu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhaan varum.
Parthiban: 40 paisa thola vachukettu paalatha kudu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Naan Kadavulidam
Oru Varam Kettka
Pogiren
Enna Enral
Nee Ennai Ninaikkum
Podhellam
Oru Murai
Kann Smitta
Vendum
Enru
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar...
Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

7 Parmparaiku ukanthu sapida paisa irunthlum... fast food kadaile ninukitu dhan saapidanum!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Idhayaththil
Idam
Koduppavargall
Kadhalargall
Idhayathaiye
Idamaga
Koduppavargall
NANNBARGALL
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

"Pirar Mugathukku
Pinl Nam
Seiya Veandiya
Kariyam??
"Avargalai Thati Koduppadhu Matumdhn""
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Engnring Colegela padichu Enginer agalam, Presidncy colgla padichu president aga mudiyuma?!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Muruganukku" Motai podu, "Perumaluku" Namam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, ne daily "jate podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Mullil than valkai
Aanalum sirithu
gondirukkuthu “Roja”
SO smile is the
best medition
always be “happy”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kanavugalum Karpanaium
kalam Thazthum – Adalal
En Unarvugaluku
Un Ninavugalaiye
Ookka Marundakki
Kathirukiren
Un Varugaikaga…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kaadhalum, natpum
iru kavithaigal
Anbaana natpai
.
Nesikiren,
.
nesikum
Natpai
.
kadhallikiren!
.
Natpu un meedu
Kadal un natpin meedu.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nan Kodutha Kadithathai
.
vaithu Aval
.
Kappal Vittu
.
Vilayadi Kondu irukiraal
.
Thaniril Alla
.
“Yen Kanneeril”
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Whose Signature is this.? Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Vetriyaal Magizhchi Mattum dhan kidaikkum..
.
Aanaal Tholviyaal Nalla Anubavamum
.
adhanal pakkuvamum kidaikkum…
.
Anubavamdhaan Vazhkaiyil Vetri Pera Udhavum..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
.
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
.
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
.
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Varthai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
Kangal,
.
Valkai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
“Pengal”…
.
Be care ful…
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

“Viyarvai Thuligalum, Kanneer Thuligalum, “Uppaga” Irukkalam.
Aanal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai “Inippaga” Maattrum.
Dr.A.P.J.Abdul kalam.
Thunbathai
Anubavitha
Kaalathai
Marandhu vidu.,
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Aanal
Adhu Unaku
Karpitha
Paadathai
Marandhu
Vidathe…
Pirivu-namai Azha vaikum.
Joke-namai Sirika vaikum.
Thathuvam-namai sinthika vaikum.
But intha Chinna SmS Ennai ninaika vaikum..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

udal kalaipu udaluku mattum mandirku endrum thevai inipu adai inaipadu thaan pongalin sirapu iniya pongal nalvazhthukal iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

"Thai piranthaal Vazhi pirakkum", yes this is a phrase commonly used by Tamils since the Sangam Period (2,000 year back). Why not "Chithirai piranthall vazhi pirakkum", if Chithirai is the New Year of the Tamil people.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Ungalukum Ungal Kudambathinar Anaivarukum En Idhaiyam Kanidha Iniya PONGAL Nal Vazthukal.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

"Pongal" Super Offer 3sms Anuppinal 1sms Thirupi Anupapadum, Ithu sms Stock Ulla Varai Mattumey... 5 sms ku Mel Anupum Adhirstasalikaluku Oru Pic msg Free., Call Seithu 'hai' Sollungal, oru Missed call Ilavasamaka Perungal, ivai Anaithum Balance ulla varai Mattumey.. Munthungal.. Vellungal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

(_),,=.____ "\\,/" :. : :.)\\, _,_,_!,!,!"""!,!,!"_,_,, Po lakshmi ! po ! Ean friend elarukum advance happy pongal solietu va.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

markazhi thai enaikum innnaal naluravukalai oendrinikum nannalaga kondada iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

vanpozhindu sooriya oli alithu mman sumaka karumbu inika, iyarkai thanda parisu punnagai matumme persu illam thorum pongattum pongalil erundu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

udal kalaipu udaluku mattum mandirku endrum thevai inipu adai inaipadu thaan pongalin sirapu iniya pongal nalvazhthukal iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

nam vivasaigalum vilai selvangalum chezhipudan endrum niraindiruka nam vazhvu chezhika anaivarukum iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Good evening tamil kavithai sms Nee ennai maranthu vitai enbathu enaku therium. Pavam en idhayathuku theriyathu athu Unakaga innamum thudithu kondirukirathu........ Good evening
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

2020 il nee yeppadi iruppa theriyanuma 7 time press CHELLAM appavum nee en best FRIENDa than irupa... Good evening...:-)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

intha iniya pon naalil vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum ella arulaiyum puriyatum Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi Vazthukal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because Nangadhan singamla..........
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? Writer: padikka sonna..... ungala yaru nakki pakka sonnathu.....
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump. At that time i got a message in my mobile. It's your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know why? Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. Friend 2: "yeppadi?" Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga "INBOX FULL"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. "KADHAL"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. so kaliman demand aiducham. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teacher.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist. Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist. Dr.Manikchand Mouth Cancer Specialist. Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist........
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kalaiyum neeye... Malaiyum Neeye... Mathiyanamum Neeye.. Iravum Neeye.... Vidinchu Nayae.. Yendiri Payae..
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Friend: i can eat 10. Sardar: poda. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kadavul kitta dress keten… Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten.. Hotele koduthar… Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…(By Selvan)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Young sister: akka ekkadiki vellavu? Elder sis: phuku dengichukovataniki. Elder: mee bava emi chestunnadu? Yong sis: nuvvu levvani bava na phuku dengutunnadu. Aah ooh ooh(By Pathya)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Girl: sir nannu okadu rape chesadu. Police: ela chesadu girl:na dress chinchadu, bra thisadu, sandlu korikadu, boddu nakadu, notilo sulli pettadu, drayar theesadu, phukulo sulli pettadu, kacha kacha dengadu. Police:aapu lanje na sulli kuda lesindi.(By Pathya)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Teacher: yenda school ku late-a varre? Student: bus la thoongitten teacher..! Teacher: rascal, school ku varrathukulla enna avasaram???(By JKS Fire boyz)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Natpe, pirinthu irunthu ennai ninaikka vendaam, arugil irunthu sandai podu, athu pothum... Athu thaan natpin aazham...(By JKS Fire boyz)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Suriyanai paar, kadavulin sakthi puriyum, nilavai paar, kadavulin alagu puriyum, kadalai paar, kadavulin kavithai puriyum, kannadi yai paar, kadavulin kodumai puriyum....(By JKS Fire boyz)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Josiyar: unga thosham nivarthi aga, neenga 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum, Man: rendu 18 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannalama? Josiyar: yean, naalu 9-a kattikoyen...!(By JKS Fire boyz)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

ANBU enbathu, ullathin balaveenam endral, intha ulagathil sirantha balasaali neengal thaan...!!!(By JKS Fire boyz)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kashtathil iruppavanidam sirippu irukkathu, Sirippavanidam kashtam irukkathu, Aanal, kashtathilum sirippavanidam tholvi-ye irukkathu...(By Fire JKS)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nee illamal naan orunaalum thoonguvathu illai by pillow illaman thoonguvor sangam(By Jebin abel)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

un ninaivaal naan moochiraithaalum, un ninaivaal naan mochithinarikkondu erukeraen.(By Jemima Felix)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kadavul eppa kova paduvaru? ........... ........ kalyanamagatha kanni ponnu karbama irukirapa avaloda amma ’Ada kaduvale ipadi pannitaye"nu sollum podu.(By Venkatesh)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

lkg boy 1 :Mapla yenga appa bayanthakolliya irukkaruda. lkg boy2 :yeppadida Lkg boy1: yeppa roada cross panalum en kaiya iruki pidichukiaruda... More msg (my num ninesevenninezero1322threefive)(By Annonimous)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sajahan pola tajmahal kata nan tayar. Anal Enkaga Kathirukum Mumtaj yarr.!!! need friendship (4f1 nineseven nine0 one3 double2 3five)contact me...(By Venkatesh)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with. husband proudly replyed only with u... with others i was always awake..(By anu)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

eththanai muraiyum unaip parkkalam. ni siriththuk konde iruppathendal innoru muraiyum irandhu pirakkalam.(By Rizmiya)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

eggum ethilum illai naan.eththanai murai ennip parththalum ni mattume en ninaiwuhalil(By rizmiya)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

owworu muraiyum un kanawai eluthiya en ithayap pakkaggal indu than pirandhathu poala silirththuk kolhindana.(By rizmiya)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Vaayadikkum pengal vaayaadi endraal....kannadikkum pennea...nee enna kannaadiyaa?(By Yaseer hasana)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Malari Vittu Piriyatha Vassam pola! Kannai Vittu Piryatha Imaigal pola!Endrum Unnai Vittu Pirriyatha Natpu Vendum My Dear Friend.(By vasanth)
Teacher: yenda school ku late-a varre? Student: bus la thoongitten teacher..! Teacher: rascal, school ku varrathukulla enna avasaram???(By JKS Fire boyz)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

En Ithayathil Oonjal Katti Nithamaum Oosaladubavale… Niruthi vidathe Un Aattathai… Ninru Vidum En Ottam…(By Tamilan)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

oru super love story sollava.. kellu.... mollachi mooon ellai villalai.. love story ketkudha... po poi paduthu thungu...(By unknown)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

sorgam kooda sorgamillai ean nanbargal angu illai yendral(By nandagopal)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Recharge pannum nanbanai nambu aanal missed call pannum figurai nambathey!(By Naveen)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Iravu muluvathu vilithu kondu iruntheen iravai rasithu kondu alla en irasikka rasikka vaikkum pennai ninaithu kondu(by EEE rockzz) please cotact any girls to this no i will send msg to you.9789721439 (By Naveen)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Iravu muluvathu vilithu kondu iruntheen iravai rasithu kondu alla en irasikka rasikka vaikkum pennai ninaithu kondu(by EEE rockzz) please cotact any girls to this no i will send msg to you.9789721439 (By Naveen)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Thannai arinthavan aasai padamattan, ulagai arinthavan koba padamattan, intha irandayum arinthavan valvil kashtapadamattan!(By Jai.K.Shankar belong)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

every boys find the second mother name is"lover".every girls find the second child name is"lover".(By shankardhanush)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

one day u will ask me: wat is important to u? me or your life? i will say my life...u will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE.....!!!(By hemasiva)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nee arukil irukkum pothu naragamum sorkame (90250five 3510)(By kalees)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nee arukil irukkum pothu naragamum sorkame (90250five 3510)
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Unnaiyum Ennaiyum paarthu...
Malargal ellam vetkapattana, "namathu vaasathai vida ivargalin pasam athigam endru"...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nam manadhil Thooimai adhigamaaga irundhaal, valimaiyum adhigamaaga irukkum..
-GANDHI.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Silar irandhu ponaal manasu marandhu pogum....!
Aanaal........?
Silar marandhu ponaale manasu irandhu pogum....! Dont forget my dear friend.....
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM?
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: ?????.?!???????
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Super Punch:
Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
.
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Chicken Guniya is spreading... so, chicken sapidumpothu kuniya vendam. - Prevention is better than cure.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!! Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

1 Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama Josiar: ?????.?!???????
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump. At that time i got a message in my mobile. It's your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know why? Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? Writer: padikka sonna..... ungala yaru nakki pakka sonnathu.....
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns).
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHah
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teacher.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra ?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM? Rojavaivida Alaganadu En theriuma? Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies c
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. "KADHAL"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kalaiyum neeye... Malaiyum Neeye...Mathiyanamum Neeye.. Iravum Neeye.... Vidinchu Nayae.. Yendiri Payae...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for ?made in India? Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because Nangadhan singamla..........
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. Friend 2: "yeppadi?" Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist. Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist. Dr.Manikchand Mouth Cancer Specialist. Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist...............
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU. PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Japanese boy wants
to Marry a TamilNadu Girl
but TN Girl’s parents
Didn’t Accept this
Marriage because the
Name of the Japan boy
is
‘Kunju-Nikkumo-Nikkaadho.’
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

PAAL Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam
Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana
Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma?
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan, packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai Supervisor parthu vittar. BIT adikiran.
.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ?Tholaindhom??enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai, tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu?
.
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar? ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
.
avarudaiya ? Makku Paiyanukku? BIT-ai kodukka!!!
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
~ Tamil SMS Text Message

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