‘Wife SMS’
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen
or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran
Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya
phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao .
Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya
aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei :
Difference between Dava and Daru!
Difference between Dava and Daru!
Dava like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date
Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!
2 Married Men Talking-
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,
Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
Husband aur wife in hotel
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main Ne Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!
AGAr MRe HaTh MeiN HUk0mAt H0 T0 MeIn
Husband:
AGAr MRe HaTh MeiN HUk0mAt H0 T0 MeIn MulK KI TAqdEEr BAdAL DUn GAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm PHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 SuBhA Se Ulti PeHni HuEy HEy:-P…..=P
Aapko Mera ßanaya Hua Halwa Pasand aya
ßiwi §Hohar §Y: Aapko Mera ßanaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya ßachy To 3 Palaiten Kha Çhuky Han
Andar §Y Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 Kitab Ki Jilad Reh Gæ Hai
Yesterday night I saw a dream
Wife: yesterday nite I saw a Dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
