Thursday, May 20, 2010

Tapori SMS Text Message

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
Kisi film ki kahani sunane,
K liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
Tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Sms ka hafta kam mil raela hai. Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai. jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi kya?Bole to Rap chik hone chaye.......
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
Operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
Teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat to Ek he hy
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
Paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

In english: good night
In russian: dobri notch
In desi: shubh ratri
In urdu: shabha dhair
In kannad: yara nadi
In apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Munna Bhai
Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z..
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
~ Tapori SMS Text Message

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