>A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!~Daring Sms Text Message
>A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.~Daring Sms Text Message
>He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.~Daring Sms Text Message
>I am born this way, but what is your excuse?~Daring Sms Text Message
>I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass~Daring Sms Text Message
>I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !~Daring Sms Text Message
>I wish you lots of itching and short arms.~Daring Sms Text Message
>If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!
~Daring Sms Text Message
>If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! ~Daring Sms Text Message
>It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. ~Daring Sms Text Message
>Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.~Daring Sms Text Message
>Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?~Daring Sms Text Message
>On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like
thunder!~Daring Sms Text Message
>Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!~Daring Sms Text Message
>Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!~Daring Sms Text Message
>Some people die. Others become a teacher...~Daring Sms Text Message
>The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.~Daring Sms Text Message
>When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
~Daring Sms Text Message
>When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!~Daring Sms
Text Message
>Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long
enough to build up the pressure..~Daring Sms Text Message
>Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!! ~Daring Sms Text Message
>Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.~Daring Sms
Text Message
>You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! ~Daring Sms Text Message
>You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. ~Daring Sms Text Message
>A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.~Daring Sms Text Message
>He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.~Daring Sms Text Message
>I am born this way, but what is your excuse?~Daring Sms Text Message
>I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass~Daring Sms Text Message
>I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !~Daring Sms Text Message
>I wish you lots of itching and short arms.~Daring Sms Text Message
>If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!
~Daring Sms Text Message
>If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! ~Daring Sms Text Message
>It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. ~Daring Sms Text Message
>Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.~Daring Sms Text Message
>Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?~Daring Sms Text Message
>On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like
thunder!~Daring Sms Text Message
>Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!~Daring Sms Text Message
>Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!~Daring Sms Text Message
>Some people die. Others become a teacher...~Daring Sms Text Message
>The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.~Daring Sms Text Message
>When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
~Daring Sms Text Message
>When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!~Daring Sms
Text Message
>Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long
enough to build up the pressure..~Daring Sms Text Message
>Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!! ~Daring Sms Text Message
>Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.~Daring Sms
Text Message
>You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! ~Daring Sms Text Message
>You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. ~Daring Sms Text Message
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