Computer SMS Text Message

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.~Computer SMS Text Message~

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.~Computer SMS Text Message~

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.~Computer SMS Text Message~

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.~Computer SMS Text Message~

A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.~Computer SMS Text Message~

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.~Computer SMS Text Message~

And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.~Computer SMS Text Message~

And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.~Computer SMS Text Message~

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.~Computer SMS Text Message~

I am the Blue Screen of Death.~Computer SMS Text Message~
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.~Computer SMS Text Message~

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.~Computer SMS Text Message~
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.~Computer SMS Text Message~

No one hears your screams.~Computer SMS Text Message~
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.~Computer SMS Text Message~

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.~Computer SMS Text Message~

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.~Computer SMS Text Message~

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!~Computer SMS Text Message~

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.~Computer SMS Text Message~
Today it is not working~Computer SMS Text Message~

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.~Computer SMS Text Message~