If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style…
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If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident..
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If a doctor makes a mistake, It’s an operation..
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If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…
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If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation…
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If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law…
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If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention…
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If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion…
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If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory…
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If a student makes a mistake, It is a MISTAKE.
~Student SMS Text Message
“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
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Student: 32 years
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Teacher: How Do you Know?
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Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
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do you say prayers before eating?
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Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,
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my Mom is a good cook.
~Student SMS Text Message
A child never seen his hips. Once his teacher beat him on his butts.
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“KAMEENI NE DO TUKRAY KAR DIYE”…..
~Student SMS Text Message
Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai FARAZ
.
Par Yahan To Imtehano Ne Zindagi Leli
~Student SMS Text Message
Padh likh kar kya karna hai,
.
Akhir 1 din subko marna hai,
.
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya to,
.
phir nursery se hi to padhna hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…
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He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”
~Student SMS Text Message
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
~Student SMS Text Message
Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~Student SMS Text Message
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~Student SMS Text Message
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
1 Time 100rs Fine
.
2 Time 200
.
3 Time 500
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Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
~Student SMS Text Message
School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
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His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
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Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!3
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Student: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
~Student SMS Text Message
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
.
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
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Tail, I watch a movie.
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If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
~Student SMS Text Message
He wrote:-
.
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
~Student SMS Text Message
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
~Student SMS Text Message
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
~Student SMS Text Message
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah......
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Sara syllabus padh liya...
.
.
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
~Student SMS Text Message
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
~Student SMS Text Message
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai....
~Student SMS Text Message
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher:Aap ne kya sekha”
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Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
~Student SMS Text Message
Ek Student Dusre Se:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho”
2nd Student:
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“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain.”.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kya H0ti Hy?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy.. ;->
~Student SMS Text Message
Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P
~Student SMS Text Message
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko 1hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou b
is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
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STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay…
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Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
~Student SMS Text Message
Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets”
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
~Student SMS Text Message
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
.
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
~Student SMS Text Message
Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’MURGHI’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:
~Student SMS Text Message
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
.
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
~Student SMS Text Message
Fashion is simplicity for us..
Class is meeting hall for us..
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
We r “StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!
~Student SMS Text Message
High level confidence!
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Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
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Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i'l reward u
200Rs
~Student SMS Text Message
Father to son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time,
Dnt call me DAD.
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After some days……
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab…:-
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
.
Sardar: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.
~Student SMS Text Message
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha
Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha
Chuhe ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr dhyan na dya
Profesor bola,
dekha, bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen…!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
.
Student:
Mere Abbu!
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Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?
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Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.
~Student SMS Text Message
A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer…!!
.
So,
.
There is no wonder that we are speechless
during the viva in practicals..
;-)
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher asked a student:’ lecture kesa hona chahiye?’
student:’ MINI SKIRT jesa!
Zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye or sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.
~Student SMS Text Message
Class men student apni Miss se.
Miss apki saindle bahut Piyari hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
Miss:
Utarun kiya?
Student:
Miss apke kapre to us se bhi ziyada Piyare hain…
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:
Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kr Do Gi.”
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All Boyz
Shouted:
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“Pehle mera”
~Student SMS Text Message
Even If all the Musicians join together to Create a Melody to Make Us Sleep…
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They Can’t Win Over Our
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.”TEXT BOOKS”:-
~Student SMS Text Message
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola:
madam me aapko kaisa lagta hu?
~Student SMS Text Message
Mam:SO SWEET
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BACHA apni side K LADKE se bola:
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai…
~Student SMS Text Message
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..
1.A Man’s Salary
2.A Girl’s Age..
&
3.Students Percentage …
.
It Hurts
~Student SMS Text Message
2Frnds afta gvng exam
Frnd1:yar,papr konsa tha
fnd2:Math ka
Fnd1:Mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha
Fnd2:Chal be
Fnd1: phr
Fnd2:Sath wali bchi k hath me calculatr dkha tha
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
.
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
.
Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro
.
Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Test yad hy?
.
Student: Jase he prhne betha to light chali gai, bad main is dar se parhne nahin betha k meri waja se phir light na chali jaye
~Student SMS Text Message
5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt”
.
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
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2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
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3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
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4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
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5)On each point U smiled, cuz its true..
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:-
“Machar k katnay se MALERIA kiyun hota hay?
.
AIDS kiyun nahin hota ? ”
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Studnt:-
.
“Kion k machar Dunk marta hay
.
Gand nahin….!!!:-D
~Student SMS Text Message
Q:
Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
.
Ans:
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep
~Student SMS Text Message
Identification Of Students :
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Books In Bag , Faisalabad
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Books In Hand , Sialkot
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Rolled Books In Jeanz , Lahore
.
Without Books But Mobile In Hands, Karachi
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We Rock . . .
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
~Student SMS Text Message
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
~Student SMS Text Message
A Student
Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun! Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son,So Sad, Very Bad!Ur Dad…..!!!!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Anday Ka Faida Btao?
Student:Sir Bohot Faide Hain!
Agar yE Imtehan Mein Mil Jaye
To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi…!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Student school me gadha leke aya
Miss: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Miss ap hi to Kehti hen K mene
bare bare gadho Ko insan bnaya he.
To socha k iska bi bhala hojaye;-)
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: water ka formula btao
Student:H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3O
Teacher:ye kia ha
Student:sir ye India ka pani hai
~Student SMS Text Message
A typical student flipped a coin in th air
&
said: If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch tv”
&
If it stands on th edge,”I ll study”
~Student SMS Text Message
Sir: Btaen khushfehmi kiya hoti ha?
Studnt: Sir peche dekhein
Miss apko bula rahi hain
Sir nai dekha to koi nahe tha.
Student: Sir yahe cheez khush fehmi hai:-p
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hay
~Student SMS Text Message
A Friend is the one who advise you to Study Well,
but a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall
and says!
” abe kitna likhe ga bachiyan ja rahi hain…” …:p
~Student SMS Text Message
Modern Dictionary for Students:
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*Muhbt: Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
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*Talib-E-Ilm: Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
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*Parda: Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
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*Kitab: Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
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*Dil: Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
.
*College: Tafre Gah,
.
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah…
~Student SMS Text Message
Hamara mutaliba
.
Hamara mutaliba
.
Valentine day per
.
Her talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba…
~Student SMS Text Message
Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?
~Student SMS Text Message
Dil chahata hai aaj phir chota ban jau,
roz subah subah chutti ke bahane banau,
aur assembly mein aankhe khol ke prayer gau,
woh class meein chupke chupke tiffen kholu ,
aur pakade jane par pet dard ka jhooth bolon,
din bhar school mein masti maru aur bas mein juniors pe rob jhadu,
woh har din homework adhura reh jaye,
aur agle din meri copy ghar rah jaye,
har roz doston se rooth jau par zindagi bhar sath nibhane wala ek dost banau
~Student SMS Text Message
Baap: Beta college mein tune kaun se
do mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)Tez BIKE me bhi 1 Tili se cigerrete jalana
~Student SMS Text Message
Police Constable
2 His Son: Why Did U Get
So Low Marks In Ur Exam?!
Son-Keep This
50 Rupees
And Leave The Matter…
~Student SMS Text Message
Ghajini Dekhne k Bad Andaza Hua k Hum Bhi Amir Khan Se kum Nhi Hai
Hum Bhi Padhta Hay
Samajhty hain
Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jaate hain
~Student SMS Text Message
Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Student ko love me interest hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiye
Ye bhu college me subject hona chahiye
~Student SMS Text Message
Upcoming horor movies:
Internal ki pyas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaitan
Wo akhri paper
Tadapta engineer
Khuni result
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher asks children,what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi: I want to help Deepa
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
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BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai
~Student SMS Text Message
Life of a student:
.
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi
~Student SMS Text Message
Ek larka doctor say: lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
.
Doctor nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kaha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
.
Larka. Tu phir newspaper me
Mujhay Passed Students ki list mein maira roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
~Student SMS Text Message
Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
~Student SMS Text Message
Ek student Dusre se:
Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka man kar raha hai
2nd Student:To phir chal kar thori parhia karte hein
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy: isnt the Principal a duffer
Girl:Do u Know who i am?
No.”I m the principals daughter
Boy:do u know who I am?
Girl:No.
Boy:Thank GOD
~Student SMS Text Message
In class room one boy was praying GOD GOD
Teacher: why are you praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that b4 sleeping u must pray GOD GOD.:-)3
~Student SMS Text Message
Students Marte Nahi
Zinda Dafnaye Jate He
Hr 4 Mhino Me Tadpaye Jate Hai,
Kfan Khol K Dekho
Wo Kabar Me B
Asignment Likhte Hue Paye Jate
~Student SMS Text Message
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
1 Time 100rs Fine
.
2 Time 200
.
3 Time 500
.
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
~Student SMS Text Message
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~Student SMS Text Message
Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay
.
Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar
~Student SMS Text Message
Sir:Tum Kal
School Q Nahi Aye?
Sakib:Sir Mujhe
Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.
Sir:Bird Flu
To Murgiyo
Ko Hota H?
Sakib:Aap
Rozana Murga
Jo Banate Thay.
~Student SMS Text Message
Woh aaye hum dekhte rahe
Woh muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Woh kehte rahe humne suna nai,
Jab wo chale gaye hum chillaye-
.
“Sir Attendence”
~Student SMS Text Message
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal!
~Student SMS Text Message
Class Rooms are Like a Train:
.
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
.
Middle 3 are General Compartments.
.
And
.
Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
~Student SMS Text Message
Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.
.
Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To.
.
Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur...
.
Zor Se Chillao:
.
.
.
.
Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?
~Student SMS Text Message
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
.
.
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
.
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LOVE
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.
.
TENTION
.
.
.
NO
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It,s called
"BE-GHAIRTI
~Student SMS Text Message
Watan-e-Azeez ki Salamti k Liye Student ko
1 hafta kya?
.
Ek saal Bhi Ghar Mai Bethna Parray To
Bhi is Qurbani k liye hum Tayyar Hain.
.
~Student SMS Text Message
When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
.
?
.
?
.
Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball.
~Student SMS Text Message
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Papa: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
~Student SMS Text Message
Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
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Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
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Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
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Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
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Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
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Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE
~Student SMS Text Message
A student flips a coin and thinks...
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Head- i will go to sleep
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Tail-i will watch a movie
.
Stand-i will listen music
.
Stays in air- I will study
~Student SMS Text Message
Long Time Ago,
People who Sacrificed their Sleep,
Forgot their Family,
Forgot their Food,
Forgot laughter were called "SAINTS"
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But now they are called...
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ENGINEERING Students
~Student SMS Text Message
Students
Problem
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Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai
.
Yadon Ki Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
.
.
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Parhain Bhi To Kia Parhain
.
Har Page Pe BaChi Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!
~Student SMS Text Message
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
~Student SMS Text Message
For ENGINEERING students
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Ques: prove that 2/10=2.
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Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:
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2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en
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W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,
.
theref0re
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w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19
.
Theref0re
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wo/en = 38/19 = 2
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Hence proved!!!
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For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain =D
.
ENGINEERS ROCKS
~Student SMS Text Message
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
~Student SMS Text Message
Aeroplane
Wright Brothers
.
Cycle
Macmillan
.
Telephone
Graham Bell
.
Telescope
Galileo
.
Exams
.
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge.
~Student SMS Text Message
PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDENT;Sir Monthly pakage kya hai
~Student SMS Text Message
tudent: Fire Brigade.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: Sir Q K Oraton ka kam Aag lagana hai bhujana nahi.
0313-9136162
~Student SMS Text Message
SIR: ISHQ Aur PYAR mein kya farak hai?
Student: Sir Pyar vo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain,
Aur Ishq vo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hun.
~Student SMS Text Message
If all the Musicians of this world join together and make a sweet Melody to Facilitate Sleep.
They still can't win against our
STUDY BOOKS
~Student SMS Text Message
Like Girl Friend
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
~Student SMS Text Message
Student University ke toilet mai gaya
Jab andar ja ke betha to samnay likha howa tha
Itna zor taleem par detay to exams mai pass ho jatay
~Student SMS Text Message
Agr app ko apne BOARD ya University k exam main number lagvane ho to App muje foran apna
Naam aur Roll number send karo
.
.
.
Main aap k lye DUA karo ga.
~Student SMS Text Message
Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,
.
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
* The Prieds *
> We Provide Luxury to the World.
(Electronics)
> We rules over the Chemical Industries and World.
(Chemical)
> We design the Wonders.
(Architect)
> We produce material from Mountains.
(Metallurgy)
> We run the Industries by Intelligence.
(Industrial)
We are known as ENGINEERS.
Proud to be DCETians..
~Student SMS Text Message
Student: Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Dhoka ho gaya
Dost Kiya howa???
Student: mainay ghar se books ke liye paisay mangway thay
Ghar walon ne books hi bhijwa din
~Student SMS Text Message
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,
Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,
Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya.
~Student SMS Text Message
Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks...
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.
~Student SMS Text Message
I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class...
Because....
I Always Stand Outside the Class...
Proud to be Outstanding
~Student SMS Text Message
cWhats the height of hope??
Ans: Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself:
"Dude, Do not worry. Exams will get postponed!"
~Student SMS Text Message
Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!
~Student SMS Text Message
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
~Student SMS Text Message
Full form of maths
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M=mentally
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A=admited
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T=teacher
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H=harassing
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S=students
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
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Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
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Student : Ladies first
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
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TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
.
Pupil : A teacher.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher To Student:
.
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
.
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
~Student SMS Text Message
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
.
Student: “Father in law”.
~Student SMS Text Message
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHERS:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
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Student:ADNAN SAMI
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
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Student:ADNAN SAMI
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Garib hu sir,
.
School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Prof:- I dont mind when students look at their Watch during lectures.
But it gets on nerves,when they remove their Watch,shake it 2 see if its working
~Student SMS Text Message
ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhOmERs
trEAt tAKrS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTrs
cHeaTErS
HUM TO AISE HE PRHAiN GE PUT LE JIS NE JO PuTNA Hai
~Student SMS Text Message
Never Attend A Class
Why … ? ? ?
John Nash Said:
“Classes Make U Dull. It Destroy7 The Potential Of Creative Thinking”
So Dun Be Dull … =)
~Student SMS Text Message
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal’s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
~Student SMS Text Message
Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams
~Student SMS Text Message
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
~Student SMS Text Message
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
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"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
~Student SMS Text Message
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
~Student SMS Text Message
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If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident..
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If a doctor makes a mistake, It’s an operation..
.
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…
.
If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation…
.
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law…
.
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention…
.
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion…
.
If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory…
.
If a student makes a mistake, It is a MISTAKE.
~Student SMS Text Message
“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
.
Student: 32 years
.
Teacher: How Do you Know?
.
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???
.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
.
do you say prayers before eating?
.
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,
.
my Mom is a good cook.
~Student SMS Text Message
A child never seen his hips. Once his teacher beat him on his butts.
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“KAMEENI NE DO TUKRAY KAR DIYE”…..
~Student SMS Text Message
Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai FARAZ
.
Par Yahan To Imtehano Ne Zindagi Leli
~Student SMS Text Message
Padh likh kar kya karna hai,
.
Akhir 1 din subko marna hai,
.
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya to,
.
phir nursery se hi to padhna hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…
.
He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”
~Student SMS Text Message
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
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?
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..
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Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
~Student SMS Text Message
Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~Student SMS Text Message
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~Student SMS Text Message
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
1 Time 100rs Fine
.
2 Time 200
.
3 Time 500
.
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
.
.
.
.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
~Student SMS Text Message
School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
.
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!3
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Student: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
~Student SMS Text Message
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
.
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
.
Tail, I watch a movie.
.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
~Student SMS Text Message
He wrote:-
.
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
~Student SMS Text Message
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
~Student SMS Text Message
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
~Student SMS Text Message
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah......
.
.
Sara syllabus padh liya...
.
.
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
~Student SMS Text Message
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
~Student SMS Text Message
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai....
~Student SMS Text Message
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher:Aap ne kya sekha”
.
Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
~Student SMS Text Message
Ek Student Dusre Se:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho”
2nd Student:
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.
.
.
.
“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain.”.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kya H0ti Hy?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy.. ;->
~Student SMS Text Message
Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
.
Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P
~Student SMS Text Message
Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko 1hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou b
is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
.
STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay…
.
Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
~Student SMS Text Message
Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets”
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
~Student SMS Text Message
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
.
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
~Student SMS Text Message
Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’MURGHI’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:
~Student SMS Text Message
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
.
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
~Student SMS Text Message
Fashion is simplicity for us..
Class is meeting hall for us..
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
We r “StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!
~Student SMS Text Message
High level confidence!
.
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i'l reward u
200Rs
~Student SMS Text Message
Father to son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time,
Dnt call me DAD.
.
After some days……
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab…:-
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
.
Sardar: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.
~Student SMS Text Message
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha
Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha
Chuhe ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr dhyan na dya
Profesor bola,
dekha, bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen…!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
.
Student:
Mere Abbu!
.
Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?
.
Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.
~Student SMS Text Message
A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer…!!
.
So,
.
There is no wonder that we are speechless
during the viva in practicals..
;-)
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher asked a student:’ lecture kesa hona chahiye?’
student:’ MINI SKIRT jesa!
Zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye or sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.
~Student SMS Text Message
Class men student apni Miss se.
Miss apki saindle bahut Piyari hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
Miss:
Utarun kiya?
Student:
Miss apke kapre to us se bhi ziyada Piyare hain…
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:
Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kr Do Gi.”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
All Boyz
Shouted:
.
“Pehle mera”
~Student SMS Text Message
Even If all the Musicians join together to Create a Melody to Make Us Sleep…
.
.
.
They Can’t Win Over Our
.
.
.
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.
.
.
.”TEXT BOOKS”:-
~Student SMS Text Message
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola:
madam me aapko kaisa lagta hu?
~Student SMS Text Message
Mam:SO SWEET
.
BACHA apni side K LADKE se bola:
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai…
~Student SMS Text Message
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..
1.A Man’s Salary
2.A Girl’s Age..
&
3.Students Percentage …
.
It Hurts
~Student SMS Text Message
2Frnds afta gvng exam
Frnd1:yar,papr konsa tha
fnd2:Math ka
Fnd1:Mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha
Fnd2:Chal be
Fnd1: phr
Fnd2:Sath wali bchi k hath me calculatr dkha tha
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
.
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
.
Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro
.
Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Test yad hy?
.
Student: Jase he prhne betha to light chali gai, bad main is dar se parhne nahin betha k meri waja se phir light na chali jaye
~Student SMS Text Message
5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt”
.
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
.
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
.
5)On each point U smiled, cuz its true..
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:-
“Machar k katnay se MALERIA kiyun hota hay?
.
AIDS kiyun nahin hota ? ”
.
Studnt:-
.
“Kion k machar Dunk marta hay
.
Gand nahin….!!!:-D
~Student SMS Text Message
Q:
Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
.
Ans:
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep
~Student SMS Text Message
Identification Of Students :
.
Books In Bag , Faisalabad
.
Books In Hand , Sialkot
.
Rolled Books In Jeanz , Lahore
.
Without Books But Mobile In Hands, Karachi
.
We Rock . . .
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
~Student SMS Text Message
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
~Student SMS Text Message
A Student
Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun! Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son,So Sad, Very Bad!Ur Dad…..!!!!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Anday Ka Faida Btao?
Student:Sir Bohot Faide Hain!
Agar yE Imtehan Mein Mil Jaye
To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi…!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Student school me gadha leke aya
Miss: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Miss ap hi to Kehti hen K mene
bare bare gadho Ko insan bnaya he.
To socha k iska bi bhala hojaye;-)
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: water ka formula btao
Student:H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3O
Teacher:ye kia ha
Student:sir ye India ka pani hai
~Student SMS Text Message
A typical student flipped a coin in th air
&
said: If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch tv”
&
If it stands on th edge,”I ll study”
~Student SMS Text Message
Sir: Btaen khushfehmi kiya hoti ha?
Studnt: Sir peche dekhein
Miss apko bula rahi hain
Sir nai dekha to koi nahe tha.
Student: Sir yahe cheez khush fehmi hai:-p
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hay
~Student SMS Text Message
A Friend is the one who advise you to Study Well,
but a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall
and says!
” abe kitna likhe ga bachiyan ja rahi hain…” …:p
~Student SMS Text Message
Modern Dictionary for Students:
.
*Muhbt: Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
.
*Talib-E-Ilm: Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
.
*Parda: Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
.
*Kitab: Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
.
*Dil: Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
.
*College: Tafre Gah,
.
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah…
~Student SMS Text Message
Hamara mutaliba
.
Hamara mutaliba
.
Valentine day per
.
Her talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba…
~Student SMS Text Message
Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?
~Student SMS Text Message
Dil chahata hai aaj phir chota ban jau,
roz subah subah chutti ke bahane banau,
aur assembly mein aankhe khol ke prayer gau,
woh class meein chupke chupke tiffen kholu ,
aur pakade jane par pet dard ka jhooth bolon,
din bhar school mein masti maru aur bas mein juniors pe rob jhadu,
woh har din homework adhura reh jaye,
aur agle din meri copy ghar rah jaye,
har roz doston se rooth jau par zindagi bhar sath nibhane wala ek dost banau
~Student SMS Text Message
Baap: Beta college mein tune kaun se
do mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)Tez BIKE me bhi 1 Tili se cigerrete jalana
~Student SMS Text Message
Police Constable
2 His Son: Why Did U Get
So Low Marks In Ur Exam?!
Son-Keep This
50 Rupees
And Leave The Matter…
~Student SMS Text Message
Ghajini Dekhne k Bad Andaza Hua k Hum Bhi Amir Khan Se kum Nhi Hai
Hum Bhi Padhta Hay
Samajhty hain
Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jaate hain
~Student SMS Text Message
Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Student ko love me interest hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiye
Ye bhu college me subject hona chahiye
~Student SMS Text Message
Upcoming horor movies:
Internal ki pyas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaitan
Wo akhri paper
Tadapta engineer
Khuni result
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher asks children,what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi: I want to help Deepa
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
.
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai
~Student SMS Text Message
Life of a student:
.
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi
~Student SMS Text Message
Ek larka doctor say: lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
.
Doctor nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kaha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
.
Larka. Tu phir newspaper me
Mujhay Passed Students ki list mein maira roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
~Student SMS Text Message
Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
~Student SMS Text Message
Ek student Dusre se:
Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka man kar raha hai
2nd Student:To phir chal kar thori parhia karte hein
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy: isnt the Principal a duffer
Girl:Do u Know who i am?
No.”I m the principals daughter
Boy:do u know who I am?
Girl:No.
Boy:Thank GOD
~Student SMS Text Message
In class room one boy was praying GOD GOD
Teacher: why are you praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that b4 sleeping u must pray GOD GOD.:-)3
~Student SMS Text Message
Students Marte Nahi
Zinda Dafnaye Jate He
Hr 4 Mhino Me Tadpaye Jate Hai,
Kfan Khol K Dekho
Wo Kabar Me B
Asignment Likhte Hue Paye Jate
~Student SMS Text Message
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
1 Time 100rs Fine
.
2 Time 200
.
3 Time 500
.
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
~Student SMS Text Message
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~Student SMS Text Message
Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay
.
Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar
~Student SMS Text Message
Sir:Tum Kal
School Q Nahi Aye?
Sakib:Sir Mujhe
Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.
Sir:Bird Flu
To Murgiyo
Ko Hota H?
Sakib:Aap
Rozana Murga
Jo Banate Thay.
~Student SMS Text Message
Woh aaye hum dekhte rahe
Woh muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Woh kehte rahe humne suna nai,
Jab wo chale gaye hum chillaye-
.
“Sir Attendence”
~Student SMS Text Message
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal!
~Student SMS Text Message
Class Rooms are Like a Train:
.
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
.
Middle 3 are General Compartments.
.
And
.
Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
~Student SMS Text Message
Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.
.
Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To.
.
Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur...
.
Zor Se Chillao:
.
.
.
.
Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?
~Student SMS Text Message
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
.
.
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
.
.
LOVE
.
.
.
.
TENTION
.
.
.
NO
.
.
.
.
It,s called
"BE-GHAIRTI
~Student SMS Text Message
Watan-e-Azeez ki Salamti k Liye Student ko
1 hafta kya?
.
Ek saal Bhi Ghar Mai Bethna Parray To
Bhi is Qurbani k liye hum Tayyar Hain.
.
~Student SMS Text Message
When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
.
?
.
?
.
Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball.
~Student SMS Text Message
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
.
Papa: Kya?
.
Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
.
Father: Haan
.
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
~Student SMS Text Message
Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
.
Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
.
Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
.
Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
.
Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
.
Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE
~Student SMS Text Message
A student flips a coin and thinks...
.
Head- i will go to sleep
.
Tail-i will watch a movie
.
Stand-i will listen music
.
Stays in air- I will study
~Student SMS Text Message
Long Time Ago,
People who Sacrificed their Sleep,
Forgot their Family,
Forgot their Food,
Forgot laughter were called "SAINTS"
.
But now they are called...
.
.
.
.
.
.
ENGINEERING Students
~Student SMS Text Message
Students
Problem
.
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai
.
Yadon Ki Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
.
.
.
Parhain Bhi To Kia Parhain
.
Har Page Pe BaChi Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!
~Student SMS Text Message
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
~Student SMS Text Message
For ENGINEERING students
.
Ques: prove that 2/10=2.
.
Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:
.
2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en
.
W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,
.
theref0re
.
w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19
.
Theref0re
.
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
.
Hence proved!!!
.
For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain =D
.
ENGINEERS ROCKS
~Student SMS Text Message
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I Finished Studies. Did You?
~Student SMS Text Message
Aeroplane
Wright Brothers
.
Cycle
Macmillan
.
Telephone
Graham Bell
.
Telescope
Galileo
.
Exams
.
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge.
~Student SMS Text Message
PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT;Sir Monthly pakage kya hai
~Student SMS Text Message
tudent: Fire Brigade.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: Sir Q K Oraton ka kam Aag lagana hai bhujana nahi.
0313-9136162
~Student SMS Text Message
SIR: ISHQ Aur PYAR mein kya farak hai?
Student: Sir Pyar vo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain,
Aur Ishq vo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hun.
~Student SMS Text Message
If all the Musicians of this world join together and make a sweet Melody to Facilitate Sleep.
They still can't win against our
STUDY BOOKS
~Student SMS Text Message
Like Girl Friend
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
~Student SMS Text Message
Student University ke toilet mai gaya
Jab andar ja ke betha to samnay likha howa tha
Itna zor taleem par detay to exams mai pass ho jatay
~Student SMS Text Message
Agr app ko apne BOARD ya University k exam main number lagvane ho to App muje foran apna
Naam aur Roll number send karo
.
.
.
Main aap k lye DUA karo ga.
~Student SMS Text Message
Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,
.
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
* The Prieds *
> We Provide Luxury to the World.
(Electronics)
> We rules over the Chemical Industries and World.
(Chemical)
> We design the Wonders.
(Architect)
> We produce material from Mountains.
(Metallurgy)
> We run the Industries by Intelligence.
(Industrial)
We are known as ENGINEERS.
Proud to be DCETians..
~Student SMS Text Message
Student: Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Dhoka ho gaya
Dost Kiya howa???
Student: mainay ghar se books ke liye paisay mangway thay
Ghar walon ne books hi bhijwa din
~Student SMS Text Message
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,
Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,
Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya.
~Student SMS Text Message
Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks...
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.
~Student SMS Text Message
I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class...
Because....
I Always Stand Outside the Class...
Proud to be Outstanding
~Student SMS Text Message
cWhats the height of hope??
Ans: Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself:
"Dude, Do not worry. Exams will get postponed!"
~Student SMS Text Message
Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!
~Student SMS Text Message
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
~Student SMS Text Message
Full form of maths
.
M=mentally
.
A=admited
.
T=teacher
.
H=harassing
.
S=students
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
.
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
.
Student : Ladies first
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
.
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
.
Pupil : A teacher.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher To Student:
.
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
.
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
~Student SMS Text Message
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
.
Student: “Father in law”.
~Student SMS Text Message
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHERS:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
.
.
.
Student:ADNAN SAMI
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI
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~Student SMS Text Message
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
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~Student SMS Text Message
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
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~Student SMS Text Message
Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
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~Student SMS Text Message
Garib hu sir,
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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau
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~Student SMS Text Message
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
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~Student SMS Text Message
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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~Student SMS Text Message
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
~Student SMS Text Message
Prof:- I dont mind when students look at their Watch during lectures.
But it gets on nerves,when they remove their Watch,shake it 2 see if its working
~Student SMS Text Message
ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhOmERs
trEAt tAKrS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTrs
cHeaTErS
HUM TO AISE HE PRHAiN GE PUT LE JIS NE JO PuTNA Hai
~Student SMS Text Message
Never Attend A Class
Why … ? ? ?
John Nash Said:
“Classes Make U Dull. It Destroy7 The Potential Of Creative Thinking”
So Dun Be Dull … =)
~Student SMS Text Message
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal’s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
~Student SMS Text Message
Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams
~Student SMS Text Message
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
~Student SMS Text Message
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
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"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
~Student SMS Text Message
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~Student SMS Text Message
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
~Student SMS Text Message
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