Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.
Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
TAPO SLANTO said : “KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY”
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
.
.
.
.
.
.
aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE…………..;->
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy,
ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy,
ap sara sal KANWARE na re,
dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN…
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Be4 marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue.
U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage:
Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Husband askz, do u knw da meaning of wife.
it meanz... wid out - informtion - fighting - every time!
Wife on hearng dis sayz, it could also mean - wid idiot forever!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Dere was dis guy who told his woman dat he loved her
so much dat he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he iz going through hell.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Q: Y do couples hold handz during their wedding?
A: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking their hands b4 da fight beginz!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Y a man carry his wifes photo in the purse?
coz when ever he faces any trouble,he sees the photo n thinks-If I can handle DIS i can handle any prpblem
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
//After Marriage//
Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache.
//After 10 years//
Now she has 3 children.
& if someone swallow the coin then she said,”chup kr ye sika teri pocket money se katoON gi”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:
Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,
Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,
Meri shADi ki hi duA KR D
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U’re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U’re Right, Shut Up.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Why dogs don’t marry?
.
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A Wedding
.
Is Just Like A Funeral
.
Except That
.
You Get To
.
Smell Your Own Flower ...
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cann't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We will buy new WEDDING RING!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage is like a public toilet
.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
.
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
.
Answer: The days after marriage!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
.
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
.
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
.
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
.
after marriage it is self-defense
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
.
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
.
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
.
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
what is marriage?.....
do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......
do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.
Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
TAPO SLANTO said : “KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY”
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
.
.
.
.
.
.
aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE…………..;->
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy,
ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy,
ap sara sal KANWARE na re,
dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN…
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Be4 marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue.
U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage:
Roses are dead, I'm blue.
U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Husband askz, do u knw da meaning of wife.
it meanz... wid out - informtion - fighting - every time!
Wife on hearng dis sayz, it could also mean - wid idiot forever!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Dere was dis guy who told his woman dat he loved her
so much dat he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he iz going through hell.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Q: Y do couples hold handz during their wedding?
A: Its a formality just like 2 boxers shaking their hands b4 da fight beginz!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Y a man carry his wifes photo in the purse?
coz when ever he faces any trouble,he sees the photo n thinks-If I can handle DIS i can handle any prpblem
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
//After Marriage//
Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache.
//After 10 years//
Now she has 3 children.
& if someone swallow the coin then she said,”chup kr ye sika teri pocket money se katoON gi”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:
Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,
Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,
Meri shADi ki hi duA KR D
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U’re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U’re Right, Shut Up.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Why dogs don’t marry?
.
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A Wedding
.
Is Just Like A Funeral
.
Except That
.
You Get To
.
Smell Your Own Flower ...
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cann't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We will buy new WEDDING RING!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage is like a public toilet
.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
.
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
.
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
.
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
.
Answer: The days after marriage!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
.
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
.
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
.
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
.
after marriage it is self-defense
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
.
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
.
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
.
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
what is marriage?.....
do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......
do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
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