Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Yari di patang di dor aisi,jedi katti na jawe.
yari di mehak aisi,jedi patti na jawe.
mainu masg na karn waleya.
tainu 25 din tatti na aawe.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

ASSI JATT HAAN GURU DASHMESH JI DE,
KAUN HO SAKDE NE SAANU ATKAUN WALE,
OYE JAGG JAANDA JATT NAHIN MUKK SAKDE,
MUKK GAYE JATTAN NU MUKAUN WALE. . .
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tere Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tere Ho Ke V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tere Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Par Kasam Khuda di Mar Ke V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Khat K Lyanda Pjama,
Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O
Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,,
Ha Ha Ha
Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Koi hai jo tere naal enna pyar karda hai, har saah to pehla tainu yaad karda hai, kade katal na kari usdi chahat da, jo tere te rabb jinna aitbaar karda hai..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye
Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri
Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan,
Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan,
Sab Naaz Te Nakhre Bhull Jandiyan,
Jeh Kudiyan De Vi Muchhan Hundiyan.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Vekh Ke Injh Lagda,
Jive Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Vekh Ke Injh Lagda,
Jive Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi
Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe
Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi
Asin Punjab Dhabe Utte Khade Rahe
Oh Safari Wale Naal Beh Ke Chali Gayi
Asin Motor Cycle Laike Khade Rahe
Oh Chali Gayi Nazare Laike
Asin Chownk Ch Khade Chalan Bharde Rahe.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Jor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te…
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Vadhande Rahe
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati,
Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti,
Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm,
Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Na Gold Na Diamond Na Chahta Hun O Chand.
Mein Bus Chahta Hun Tera Saath.
Sathi Mere Hathon Mein Tu Rakhde Apne Haath.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jad Labb De C Udhon Labbeya Ni
Jad Labbeya Ta Asi Rusa Baithe
Loki Ta Yaar Labbde Ne
Asi Labbeya Yaar Hi Gva Baithe..........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Uppron Di Langh Gye Mohabbatan De Kaafile……
Thliyon Di Langh Gye Nadiyan De Neer…….
Na Haniyan De Hoye Na Paaniyan De Hoye………
Nadiyan De Pullan Jhi Sadi Taqdeer………..!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Do Ruhaan Di Ajab Kahani ………Manzil Ek C Vichad Gye Hani…………!!
Dil Di Reez Kadi Na Mukni………..Jihna Chir Eh Jind Marjani……………!!
Badle Mausam Badliyan Rutta………..Na Badli Par Yaad Marjani…………!!
Kiven Kattange Zindgi…………Je Na Mileya Rooh Da Hani……………!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da..........
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra.........
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha........
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra..........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin....
lakh shohrat b koi ni...!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kujh Yaadan Hundiyan Eho Jahiyan.....
Yaad Karke Jina Nu Roi Da....
Ek Cheej Paun Di Khatir Ranjia...
Pata Ni Ki Ki Khoi Da.......!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Rabba Pyar Na Kari Pachtainga
Asan Taan Mar Ke Tere Kol Auna
Das Tu Kide Kol Jaaenga…………………!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kita Ek Gunah Jehra Pyar Kar Baithe
Yaadan Wali Nagri Abaad Kar Baithe
Change Wasde C Duniya Ch Pyar To Bina
Hathi Apne hi Khud Nu Barbad Kar Baithe..........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Dukh Dil Ch Luko K Hanju Naina Ch Pro K
Tere Aaoun Di Udeek Asi Layi Baithe Ha
Kar Tu Yaqeen Sanu Yaad Aaoun Waleya
Asi Tere Piche Duniya Bhulai Baithe Ha...........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

O Royi Ta Bhut Par Maitho Mukh Mod K Royi
Badi Majbur Hovegi O Jo Dil Tod K Royi
Mere Samne Karke Meri Tasveer De Tukde
Pata Laga Baad Ch Ohi Tukde Jod K Royi.............!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jee Kare tere kol aawan,
Tere kol aake ruk jawan,
Na batithan na bulawan,
bua akh teri vich
Santre da chilka nichod ke bhajj jawan!!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Main mangiya si mannata ve mannata
tu jo mile jindadi jannata ve jannata
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Munda kise kudi nu-: eh i love you da ki matlab a?
kudi-: main tainu piyar kardi han
munda-: punjabi ch tainu matlab ki push liya tu tan hor hi sochan lag pai a ......... paindu kise than di
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jadon hanjuan di nadi par kara main, Tera baith ke kinaare intzaar kara main, Tenu mere naal vadh ke pyar kare koi, Menu ohda naam dus ohnu v pyar kara main.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai.
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ik bacha paida honde hee
nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?
Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.
Bacha - Oh
Eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sun Ve Raba Es Dil Di Fariyad
Es Dil Wich Jakham Bathere Ne
Ehna Jakhma Nu Le Ke Kithe Java
Har Passé Chhae Hanere Ne
Ehna Hanerea Nu Karde To Khatam
Ehna Haneriya Ch Dukhde Mere Ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sun Ve Raba Es Dil Di Fariyad
Es Dil Wich Jakham Bathere Ne
Ehna Jakhma Nu Le Ke Kithe Java
Har Passé Chhae Hanere Ne
Ehna Hanerea Nu Karde To Khatam
Ehna Haneriya Ch Dukhde Mere Ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Rabb ne mere hath aisi lakir likhti,ohnu mil na sakange kade aisi takdir likhti,jehnu chahunde c jaan to v jada,Rabb ne kise hor de naam oh jaagir likhti..i miss u
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar ta jatave na..
Sanu hove dard ta oh seh pave na...
jad ve mile japfi pa ke mile,
Aven beganiyan de wangu hath milave na...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi hanjua nal yaari pa laini,Asi dukha nal yaari pa laini,Tu bhul ji beshak yaad rakhi,Asi teri yaada ch zindgi gwa laini.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Na Din Da PataNa Pata Raat Da,Ek Javab Devi Raba Tu Meri Baat Da.Kai Din Ho Gaye Sanu Vicha deya Nu,Kehda Din Rakheya Tu Sadi Mulakat Da?
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jad taq mere vich saah dosta..Tainu milan di dil ch rahegi chaah dosta..Tu aavi chahe na aavi..Asi taqde rahange teri raah dosta..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Har geet kahani keh janda,Is ishq diyaan zanzeeran di,Arshan ch digge ranje di,mehlan ton ujrian heeran di,Ah rog tabahi kar turde,ohna saahon bane fakeeran di,Par pher vi je koi ishq kare tan samjo galti hai takdeeran di!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi...........
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

WIFE:TU PHUL GULAB DA TE MAIN CHANDERMUKHI, TU MAITHO DUKHI TE MAIN TAITHO DUKHI.
HUSBAND:TU KOTHE CHAD K CHHAL MAAR, FIR MAIN V SUKHI TE TU V SUKHI.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ohna ne jaga jaga te nake laye hoye ne
saare pange v onade paye hoye ne
2-4 din gharo baar na nikli sunya k baandar fadan vale baar aye hoye ne /
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Oye tenu ki lagda hai me tenu disturb karan vaste
msg karia si.O na ji na mai to tenu gud nite wish karan
vaste msg karia si.Chaloji swt wala drem aur gud wali nyt...:-)
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Press down to prove that you are sweet
.
ajji bas vi karo
.
tussi pehlay he itnay sweet ho!
fir vi press kiye ja rahay ho
Sweet Heart
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya
Frishta na paker ker khoob mara
Admi utha aur bola
Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.
Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
RAJ nu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Laley di jaan,
Sade wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi ha bahut pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jaan
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kuj shoq ha yar faqiree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga
Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga
Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara
Tu aanday janday saah warga
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sardarni To Sardar
Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,
Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..
Sardarni:
Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita…..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ae Mere Rabba,
Dey Carry Dabba
Ae Mere Maula,
Dey 86 Corolla
Ae Mere Maula,
Sutt Bumb Da Gola
Na Raway Board,
Na Pawy Result Da Rola
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jo spna teri akh dekhe oh kal di surkh swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangn ch tenu wqt lage te poori hon ch na der hove..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jad vi tera didar hovega ankhiya wich pyar beshumar hovega; kisi vi janam wich aa ke vekh layi yarra sadiya ankhian nu tera hi intezar hovega.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Satgur Nanak Pargataya Mitti Dhund Jag
Channan Hoia.
Aap ji nu Sri Guru Nanak Dev
Ji De aagman purab dian Lakh-Lakh Vadayian
HAPPY GURPURAB!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai, par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.
Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ni tu shad k gariban diya yaaria, fire mardi tu uchiya udariya. Meri jholi vich haase paun waliye, ni kyo hanjuya vich rod dita, Pahla mere pishe TAARE rahi tod di te ajj mera DIL tod dita.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Akal shakal te na jaeo eh bahutya changiya nahi.iko khoobi jo kehnda han dil ton kehnda han.kahto nazar ni aunda ohnu ohtu puch lao.mein ohi han aje v ohde sheher ch rehnda han
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Mere ton vakh ho ke tenu lagda e teri kismat da dar khul jana .meri patri de wich likhiya e mein holi holi rul jana.tera yaar nageene varga c lagda e kaudi mull jana.je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhull jana
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Mere ton vakh ho ke tenu lagda e teri kismat da dar khul jana .meri patri de wich likhiya e mein holi holi rul jana.tera yaar nageene varga c lagda e kaudi mull jana.je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhull jana
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tera yaar nageene varga c .lagda e kaudi mul jana je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhul jana
gud day
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tu dharkan main dil haan wakh nahi hona dowa ne,saah akhri tak satth nibona dova ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh honke de gaye ne..sajjan saade saanu eh ki tohfe de gaye ne...chal chadd dila na kar pachtaawa..jo kujh v de gaye ne tere aapne de gaye ne...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message