Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Decent SMS Message

? KNOWING YOURSELF

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

? WHO YOU TRUST

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.



? GRATEFUL

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.



? WASTING YOUR TIME

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.



?YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.



? YOU CAN'T...

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.



? BEAUTIFUL MOON

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)



? TYPE OF EGGS

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.



? VALUE OF LIFE

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.



? MEN!

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!



? FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha



? HEARTBREAKS

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.


How to say I Love You in 100 Languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma- koo-too-- ---nu) -- Thx Tony
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew
To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai
To female - Phom rak khun
To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese
To female - Anh ye^u em
To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Yari di patang di dor aisi,jedi katti na jawe.
yari di mehak aisi,jedi patti na jawe.
mainu masg na karn waleya.
tainu 25 din tatti na aawe.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

ASSI JATT HAAN GURU DASHMESH JI DE,
KAUN HO SAKDE NE SAANU ATKAUN WALE,
OYE JAGG JAANDA JATT NAHIN MUKK SAKDE,
MUKK GAYE JATTAN NU MUKAUN WALE. . .
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tere Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tere Ho Ke V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tere Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Par Kasam Khuda di Mar Ke V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Khat K Lyanda Pjama,
Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O
Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,,
Ha Ha Ha
Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Koi hai jo tere naal enna pyar karda hai, har saah to pehla tainu yaad karda hai, kade katal na kari usdi chahat da, jo tere te rabb jinna aitbaar karda hai..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye
Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri
Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan,
Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan,
Sab Naaz Te Nakhre Bhull Jandiyan,
Jeh Kudiyan De Vi Muchhan Hundiyan.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Vekh Ke Injh Lagda,
Jive Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Vekh Ke Injh Lagda,
Jive Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi
Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe
Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi
Asin Punjab Dhabe Utte Khade Rahe
Oh Safari Wale Naal Beh Ke Chali Gayi
Asin Motor Cycle Laike Khade Rahe
Oh Chali Gayi Nazare Laike
Asin Chownk Ch Khade Chalan Bharde Rahe.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Jor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te…
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Vadhande Rahe
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati,
Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti,
Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm,
Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Na Gold Na Diamond Na Chahta Hun O Chand.
Mein Bus Chahta Hun Tera Saath.
Sathi Mere Hathon Mein Tu Rakhde Apne Haath.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jad Labb De C Udhon Labbeya Ni
Jad Labbeya Ta Asi Rusa Baithe
Loki Ta Yaar Labbde Ne
Asi Labbeya Yaar Hi Gva Baithe..........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Uppron Di Langh Gye Mohabbatan De Kaafile……
Thliyon Di Langh Gye Nadiyan De Neer…….
Na Haniyan De Hoye Na Paaniyan De Hoye………
Nadiyan De Pullan Jhi Sadi Taqdeer………..!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Do Ruhaan Di Ajab Kahani ………Manzil Ek C Vichad Gye Hani…………!!
Dil Di Reez Kadi Na Mukni………..Jihna Chir Eh Jind Marjani……………!!
Badle Mausam Badliyan Rutta………..Na Badli Par Yaad Marjani…………!!
Kiven Kattange Zindgi…………Je Na Mileya Rooh Da Hani……………!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da..........
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra.........
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha........
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra..........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin....
lakh shohrat b koi ni...!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kujh Yaadan Hundiyan Eho Jahiyan.....
Yaad Karke Jina Nu Roi Da....
Ek Cheej Paun Di Khatir Ranjia...
Pata Ni Ki Ki Khoi Da.......!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Rabba Pyar Na Kari Pachtainga
Asan Taan Mar Ke Tere Kol Auna
Das Tu Kide Kol Jaaenga…………………!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kita Ek Gunah Jehra Pyar Kar Baithe
Yaadan Wali Nagri Abaad Kar Baithe
Change Wasde C Duniya Ch Pyar To Bina
Hathi Apne hi Khud Nu Barbad Kar Baithe..........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Dukh Dil Ch Luko K Hanju Naina Ch Pro K
Tere Aaoun Di Udeek Asi Layi Baithe Ha
Kar Tu Yaqeen Sanu Yaad Aaoun Waleya
Asi Tere Piche Duniya Bhulai Baithe Ha...........!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

O Royi Ta Bhut Par Maitho Mukh Mod K Royi
Badi Majbur Hovegi O Jo Dil Tod K Royi
Mere Samne Karke Meri Tasveer De Tukde
Pata Laga Baad Ch Ohi Tukde Jod K Royi.............!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jee Kare tere kol aawan,
Tere kol aake ruk jawan,
Na batithan na bulawan,
bua akh teri vich
Santre da chilka nichod ke bhajj jawan!!!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Main mangiya si mannata ve mannata
tu jo mile jindadi jannata ve jannata
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Munda kise kudi nu-: eh i love you da ki matlab a?
kudi-: main tainu piyar kardi han
munda-: punjabi ch tainu matlab ki push liya tu tan hor hi sochan lag pai a ......... paindu kise than di
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jadon hanjuan di nadi par kara main, Tera baith ke kinaare intzaar kara main, Tenu mere naal vadh ke pyar kare koi, Menu ohda naam dus ohnu v pyar kara main.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai.
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ik bacha paida honde hee
nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?
Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.
Bacha - Oh
Eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sun Ve Raba Es Dil Di Fariyad
Es Dil Wich Jakham Bathere Ne
Ehna Jakhma Nu Le Ke Kithe Java
Har Passé Chhae Hanere Ne
Ehna Hanerea Nu Karde To Khatam
Ehna Haneriya Ch Dukhde Mere Ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sun Ve Raba Es Dil Di Fariyad
Es Dil Wich Jakham Bathere Ne
Ehna Jakhma Nu Le Ke Kithe Java
Har Passé Chhae Hanere Ne
Ehna Hanerea Nu Karde To Khatam
Ehna Haneriya Ch Dukhde Mere Ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Rabb ne mere hath aisi lakir likhti,ohnu mil na sakange kade aisi takdir likhti,jehnu chahunde c jaan to v jada,Rabb ne kise hor de naam oh jaagir likhti..i miss u
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar ta jatave na..
Sanu hove dard ta oh seh pave na...
jad ve mile japfi pa ke mile,
Aven beganiyan de wangu hath milave na...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi hanjua nal yaari pa laini,Asi dukha nal yaari pa laini,Tu bhul ji beshak yaad rakhi,Asi teri yaada ch zindgi gwa laini.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Na Din Da PataNa Pata Raat Da,Ek Javab Devi Raba Tu Meri Baat Da.Kai Din Ho Gaye Sanu Vicha deya Nu,Kehda Din Rakheya Tu Sadi Mulakat Da?
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jad taq mere vich saah dosta..Tainu milan di dil ch rahegi chaah dosta..Tu aavi chahe na aavi..Asi taqde rahange teri raah dosta..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Har geet kahani keh janda,Is ishq diyaan zanzeeran di,Arshan ch digge ranje di,mehlan ton ujrian heeran di,Ah rog tabahi kar turde,ohna saahon bane fakeeran di,Par pher vi je koi ishq kare tan samjo galti hai takdeeran di!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi...........
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

WIFE:TU PHUL GULAB DA TE MAIN CHANDERMUKHI, TU MAITHO DUKHI TE MAIN TAITHO DUKHI.
HUSBAND:TU KOTHE CHAD K CHHAL MAAR, FIR MAIN V SUKHI TE TU V SUKHI.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ohna ne jaga jaga te nake laye hoye ne
saare pange v onade paye hoye ne
2-4 din gharo baar na nikli sunya k baandar fadan vale baar aye hoye ne /
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Oye tenu ki lagda hai me tenu disturb karan vaste
msg karia si.O na ji na mai to tenu gud nite wish karan
vaste msg karia si.Chaloji swt wala drem aur gud wali nyt...:-)
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Press down to prove that you are sweet
.
ajji bas vi karo
.
tussi pehlay he itnay sweet ho!
fir vi press kiye ja rahay ho
Sweet Heart
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya
Frishta na paker ker khoob mara
Admi utha aur bola
Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.
Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
RAJ nu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Laley di jaan,
Sade wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi ha bahut pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jaan
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kuj shoq ha yar faqiree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga
Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga
Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara
Tu aanday janday saah warga
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Sardarni To Sardar
Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,
Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..
Sardarni:
Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita…..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ae Mere Rabba,
Dey Carry Dabba
Ae Mere Maula,
Dey 86 Corolla
Ae Mere Maula,
Sutt Bumb Da Gola
Na Raway Board,
Na Pawy Result Da Rola
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jo spna teri akh dekhe oh kal di surkh swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangn ch tenu wqt lage te poori hon ch na der hove..
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Jad vi tera didar hovega ankhiya wich pyar beshumar hovega; kisi vi janam wich aa ke vekh layi yarra sadiya ankhian nu tera hi intezar hovega.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Satgur Nanak Pargataya Mitti Dhund Jag
Channan Hoia.
Aap ji nu Sri Guru Nanak Dev
Ji De aagman purab dian Lakh-Lakh Vadayian
HAPPY GURPURAB!!
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai, par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.
Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Ni tu shad k gariban diya yaaria, fire mardi tu uchiya udariya. Meri jholi vich haase paun waliye, ni kyo hanjuya vich rod dita, Pahla mere pishe TAARE rahi tod di te ajj mera DIL tod dita.
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Akal shakal te na jaeo eh bahutya changiya nahi.iko khoobi jo kehnda han dil ton kehnda han.kahto nazar ni aunda ohnu ohtu puch lao.mein ohi han aje v ohde sheher ch rehnda han
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Mere ton vakh ho ke tenu lagda e teri kismat da dar khul jana .meri patri de wich likhiya e mein holi holi rul jana.tera yaar nageene varga c lagda e kaudi mull jana.je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhull jana
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Mere ton vakh ho ke tenu lagda e teri kismat da dar khul jana .meri patri de wich likhiya e mein holi holi rul jana.tera yaar nageene varga c lagda e kaudi mull jana.je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhull jana
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tera yaar nageene varga c .lagda e kaudi mul jana je gopi tenu yaad nahi apan v tenu bhul jana
gud day
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Tu dharkan main dil haan wakh nahi hona dowa ne,saah akhri tak satth nibona dova ne
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh honke de gaye ne..sajjan saade saanu eh ki tohfe de gaye ne...chal chadd dila na kar pachtaawa..jo kujh v de gaye ne tere aapne de gaye ne...
~ Punjabi SMS Text Message

Special SMS Text Message

Do you know the meaning of A B C D E F G H. . . ?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Heart. . .
~Special SMS Text Message

...Shakespeare Said...
.
"Its not your mistake If you Can't read which cheat you!
But its really your mistake if you can't read eyes which care 4 u."
~Special SMS Text Message

Heart recieve love,
Mind recieve wisdom,
Hands recieve gifts,
and only Special peoples recieve my sms like U.
~Special SMS Text Message

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
~Special SMS Text Message

A butterfly lives only 14 day.s
But still it flies joyfully
Capturing many hearts
Each moment in life is precious,,,,
B HAPPY&KEEP WINNING HEARTS :)
~Special SMS Text Message

Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisiko dete ho to wo hai TIME, Kyuki aap kisiko apna TIME dete ho to aap unhe apni zindagi ka wo pal dete ho jo kabhi wapas nahi aata.
~Special SMS Text Message

Badd mudat tum meri khani likhna
kesy barbad hoi ya jawani likhna
ya likhna k hont tarasty theet khushi k liye
ankho sy brasta tha pani ya likhna
~Special SMS Text Message

Ur relationship wit me shows dat all men are not born equal,because ur outstanding qualities can not be seen elsewhere,thanks for being so special
~Special SMS Text Message

The Full from of Mummy
M:- maa
U:- u Live
M:- many
M:- more
Y:- years
Our Mother will live a long and happy life
~Special SMS Text Message

Sum tym hurt is needed to make you grow, failure needed to make u know,loss is needed to make you gain,coz sum lessons r bst wen learnt through pain
~Special SMS Text Message

If you do not Understand My Silence,
You Will not Understand My Words
~Special SMS Text Message

People will trow stones in your way,but it depends on you that you want to make a wall or bridge from those stones
~Special SMS Text Message

"The single finger which wipes our tears during our failures is better thenthe ten fingers come to clap on our victory".
~Special SMS Text Message

Leave "something" for "someone"
but
never leave "someone" for something"
bcuz....in life "something" will leave u but "someone" willalways b with u
~Special SMS Text Message

As a child we always wanted to grow up fast.Now we realise that incomplate homework & broken toys were far better than unfulfilled dreams & broken emotion
~Special SMS Text Message

A beautiful quot"
:If u can,t a pencil to write anyone,s Happiness, then try atleast to be rubber to erase somone,s sorrows"
~Special SMS Text Message

I think ur very careless! U come & leave thing behind! See now wht u have left! U just came in my mind & left a smile no my face.
~Special SMS Text Message

Sleep took over my body, dreams took over my entire thoughts and mind but you took over my heart which is the main power house,making u a special one to me.
~Special SMS Text Message

BEHIND EVERY SUNSET
THERE IS A SUN RISE
A NEW DAY
A NEW HOPE
AND A NEW BEGINNING....
SO DNT FEEL BAD ON EVERY SUN SET BECAUSE IT WILL BRING U A NEW DAY WITH A LOT OF JOYS AND PLEASURE
~Special SMS Text Message

Never take someone for granted, hold every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamònd while you were too busy collecting stones"
~Special SMS Text Message

If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world, but if your tongue is sweet all the people will like YOU...
~Special SMS Text Message

Life is like a cotton,don't make it havier
by sinking it in the water of Sorrow.
But try to make it lighter
by letting it blow in the wind of Joy.
~Special SMS Text Message

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup
~Special SMS Text Message

Only the open Heart Receive Love,Only the open mind receive wisdom,Only the open hand receives GIFT and only the cute person receive SMS from me!
~Special SMS Text Message

Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai, kabhi kisi anjan se pyar ho jata hai ye zaruri nahi jo khushi de usi se pyar ho dil todne waale se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai
~Special SMS Text Message

As my heart palpitates,i think ''u'' with all emotions pent up emotions because you sparkle like roseate hues of dawn.u're special
~Special SMS Text Message

Be A Friend Of Thousand. But Be A Love Of One. Give Your Smile To Everyone. But Give Your Heart To Only ONE
~Special SMS Text Message

Let me confess that there is a girl more precious than a diamond or a pearl a girl whose smile makes my day who is beautiful in every way. In this vision i can see that she is created only for me
~Special SMS Text Message

Spend money to make charactor,but dont spend chahractor to make money
~Special SMS Text Message

Never take some one for granted, Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."
Remember this always in life.
~Special SMS Text Message

Life Is Like A Piano, White Keys Are Happy Moments, And Black Are Sad Moments, But Remember Both Keys Are Played Together 2 Give Sweet Music. CALLED LIFE
~Special SMS Text Message

Be A Friend Of Thousand. But Be A Love Of One. Give Your Smile To Everyone. But Give Your Heart To Only ONE
~Special SMS Text Message

If som1 hurts u dont mind it,bcoz its law of nature that:-the tree that has the SWEETEST fruit bears the maximum no of stones.
~Special SMS Text Message

Solve this Paheli.
The fishermen Love me,
Doctors hate me,
But kids to eat me,
I'm 13 letters word
Who I am?
Hints:
-H-T---I--ME-
U R Intelligent so tell about this.
~Special SMS Text Message

1 day God open the window of heaven and asked me. what do u want today? "I pray to God " all happiness, all best wishes for that person who is reading this sms.
~Special SMS Text Message

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
~Special SMS Text Message

Sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. ? say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
~Special SMS Text Message

Wish!!!!
.
peace and love ...
Put many smiles
on your pretty face
Today and forever...
~Special SMS Text Message

Miss me ....
when u smell any rose,
miss me....
when u look at the moon.
.
"miss me" !
when u raise ur hands for prayer....
~Special SMS Text Message

There 's no cosmetic for beauty............
Like Happiness................
~Special SMS Text Message

WHEN THE DEAD OF NIGHT STARTS,
WHEN THE SILENCE RULE EVERY WHERE,
WHEN THE STAR,s AND MOON BECOME TIRED.
WHEN THE WIND BLOWING IN A CALM WAY ,
AT THAT TIME,,,,
Y???
U GIVE ME MISS CALLLL,s
..STUPID..?
~Special SMS Text Message

May He always extend His Grace, Compassion & mercy on U.
.
May U remain a source of Inspiration, Love & Joy for every one & to Ur family forever.
.
May Allah Pak always keep U Safe, Humble & Courgeous on times of Adversity and Success
.
A very warm Eid Mubarak
~Special SMS Text Message

When the time comes for us to part my friend,
know that i'm always with you within,
let our friendship stand to the test of time,
and though we'll be far apart,
know that u'll always b in my heart.
~Special SMS Text Message

2day
i had
decided 2
send u
da most
cutest
n
sweetest
thing on
dis
world!
.
.
but.....
.
the postman
was shouting
at me..........
~Special SMS Text Message

I,m sending u a cup of tea which is made by sugar of love.milk of happiness.tea of joy n there is no water of sorrow.i hope this tea will represh u if u tied now"
~Special SMS Text Message

If u can smile at life the life will smile at u.
~Special SMS Text Message

The road of life twists & turns & no 2 directions r ever the same, yet our lesson come from the journey nt 4rom the destination.
~Special SMS Text Message

Do not stand at my grave and forever weep.
I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
~Special SMS Text Message

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
~Special SMS Text Message

If 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world
~Special SMS Text Message

4getting u is hard 2do,
4getting me is up 2 u,
4get mr not,
4get me never,
4get this msg,
But not the "Sender"
~Special SMS Text Message

Why do we close our eyes when v prey, when v cry, when v dream, when v
~Special SMS Text Message

kiss??? B'coz the most BEAUTIFUL things in life r not seen by felt by
.
the HEART!!!
~Special SMS Text Message

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
~Special SMS Text Message

Each one
of us
is like
a STAR.
.
Shining different
Lights with
each other,
~Special SMS Text Message

Pass this message only
to the person
-who made
you smile.
.
-who became
a part of
your life,
.
-and to someone
you will
.
“forever
treasure.”
.
i just did!
Gud am.
~Special SMS Text Message

Sum pipol may walk in2 ur lyf, hurt u n bring tears 2 ur eyes… Bt kip in mind dat wen i walked in2 urs, i wish 2 stay… N0t 2 make u cry but 2 make u smile..ü
~Special SMS Text Message

When
u cAre
4 s0mb0dy,
uL fnd
evRy
p0ssible
wAy,
2 kip
in t0uch
w/dAt
.pErs0n..
.
h0pe
uL reciv
ds msg..
.
s0
dAt
uL kn0w
.
“i care thAt much”..ü
~Special SMS Text Message

D day i
met u,
.
i went home
carrying a smyl
.
u mayb jst an ordinary person 2 a lot of pipol,
.
but 4 me
.
ur som1
il cherish
.
up 2 d end
of my lyf!ü g nyt.ü
~Special SMS Text Message

I
ws bc
few
days agO
.
bt
smhOw
.
I felt
incmplete,
~Special SMS Text Message

I
GuEz
U’rE
wNdRiNg
y
I tXt
u
oFtN?
cGrO
Gs2
q LnG
mNguLit
~Special SMS Text Message

Sbi nla pg makulet ang 1 tao syo, ibg sbhn mhal k nun..pag ang tao makulet mhal k nun.. mhal k tlga ng taong mkulet.. mhal k ng taong mkulet! kulit ko noh?!
~Special SMS Text Message

S dami ng mga simpleng bgay n dumaan at nwala s buhay ko, kaw ang 1 s mga simpleng bgay n ayw ko plampasin dhil IKAW LANG ang simpleng bgay n special sken..
~Special SMS Text Message

“I may say that I’m just Ok..
I may smile all thru the way.
I may laugh hard as if I’m
nOt worrying. I may talk a
lOt as if I knOw what I’m
saying. & if One time yOu’d
get tO see, what’s really
~Special SMS Text Message

Wen pipol ask me kung bakit ka sobrang important sken, i juz smile.. know y? well… y wud i tel dem? agawin k p nla! yokO nga! i dn’t wana share! ano ka? LOAD?
~Special SMS Text Message

The rain may cover d sun,
but we know that d sun
never 4get to shine,
just like you,we might not
see each other,but you
alway’s shine
.
“IN MY HEART” =p
~Special SMS Text Message

BuTterfLies dOn’t knOw d
cOLOr of their wings.
.
buT human eyes knOw hOw
nice it is.
.
Likewise, u dOn’t knOw hOw
gOod u r..
.
buT i knOw hOw sPeciaL u r..
~Special SMS Text Message

We nvr
knw hOw
ds frndshp
strted
&wel
nvr knw
hOw it wud
end..
.
bt wtevr
hpens..
~Special SMS Text Message


“Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything..”
.
and ur one of them. ;-)
~Special SMS Text Message

; ; ; ; ; ;
.
c("")"" c("")""
.
$pecia£ TEA one for me and one for you . make its yours and take it ;)
~Special SMS Text Message

Dfrnt ansrz of peple of dfrnt contriez aftr accident
.
Amercn:Sorry
.
Indian:dekh k bheyya.
.
British:Its ok.
.
German: oh no.
.
Pakstani: kise ani deya.
~Special SMS Text Messages

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Student SMS Text Message

If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style…
.
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident..
.
If a doctor makes a mistake, It’s an operation..
.
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…
.
If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation…
.
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law…
.
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention…
.
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion…
.
If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory…
.
If a student makes a mistake, It is a MISTAKE.
~Student SMS Text Message

“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
.
Student: 32 years
.
Teacher: How Do you Know?
.
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???
.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
.
do you say prayers before eating?
.
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,
.
my Mom is a good cook.
~Student SMS Text Message

A child never seen his hips. Once his teacher beat him on his butts.
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“KAMEENI NE DO TUKRAY KAR DIYE”…..
~Student SMS Text Message

Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai FARAZ
.
Par Yahan To Imtehano Ne Zindagi Leli
~Student SMS Text Message

Padh likh kar kya karna hai,
.
Akhir 1 din subko marna hai,
.
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya to,
.
phir nursery se hi to padhna hai.
~Student SMS Text Message

A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…
.
He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”
~Student SMS Text Message

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
..
..
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
~Student SMS Text Message

Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~Student SMS Text Message

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~Student SMS Text Message

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
1 Time 100rs Fine
.
2 Time 200
.
3 Time 500
.
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
~Student SMS Text Message

School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
~Student SMS Text Message

Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
.
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!3
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Student: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
~Student SMS Text Message

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
~Student SMS Text Message

A student grabbed a coin,
.
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
.
Tail, I watch a movie.
.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
~Student SMS Text Message

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
~Student SMS Text Message

He wrote:-
.
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
~Student SMS Text Message

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
~Student SMS Text Message

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
~Student SMS Text Message

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
~Student SMS Text Message

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Burraaah......
.
.
Sara syllabus padh liya...
.
.
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
~Student SMS Text Message

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
~Student SMS Text Message

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai....
~Student SMS Text Message

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher:Aap ne kya sekha”
.
Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
~Student SMS Text Message

Ek Student Dusre Se:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho”
2nd Student:
.
.
.
.
.
“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain.”.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kya H0ti Hy?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy.. ;->
~Student SMS Text Message

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
.
Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P
~Student SMS Text Message

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko 1hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou b
is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
.
STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
~Student SMS Text Message

Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay…
.
Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
~Student SMS Text Message

Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets”
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
~Student SMS Text Message

School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skööl nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
.
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
~Student SMS Text Message

Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’MURGHI’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:
~Student SMS Text Message

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
.
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
~Student SMS Text Message

Fashion is simplicity for us..
Class is meeting hall for us..
Teachers are inspectors for us..
Girls are dolls
Guys are prince..
Cafe means life to us..
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads are catwalk tracks
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades
We r “StuDeNtS”
KeEp RocKNg yARo!
~Student SMS Text Message

High level confidence!
.
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i'l reward u
200Rs
~Student SMS Text Message

Father to son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time,
Dnt call me DAD.
.
After some days……
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab…:-
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
.
Sardar: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.
~Student SMS Text Message

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha
Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha
Chuhe ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr dhyan na dya
Profesor bola,
dekha, bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen…!
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
.
Student:
Mere Abbu!
.
Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?
.
Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.
~Student SMS Text Message

A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer…!!
.
So,
.
There is no wonder that we are speechless
during the viva in practicals..
;-)
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher asked a student:’ lecture kesa hona chahiye?’
student:’ MINI SKIRT jesa!
Zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye or sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.
~Student SMS Text Message

Class men student apni Miss se.
Miss apki saindle bahut Piyari hai.
~Student SMS Text Message

Miss:
Utarun kiya?
Student:
Miss apke kapre to us se bhi ziyada Piyare hain…
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher:
Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kr Do Gi.”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
All Boyz
Shouted:
.
“Pehle mera”
~Student SMS Text Message

Even If all the Musicians join together to Create a Melody to Make Us Sleep…
.
.
.
They Can’t Win Over Our
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.”TEXT BOOKS”:-
~Student SMS Text Message

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola:
madam me aapko kaisa lagta hu?
~Student SMS Text Message

Mam:SO SWEET
.
BACHA apni side K LADKE se bola:
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai…
~Student SMS Text Message

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man’s Salary

2.A Girl’s Age..

&

3.Students Percentage …
.
It Hurts
~Student SMS Text Message

2Frnds afta gvng exam
Frnd1:yar,papr konsa tha
fnd2:Math ka
Fnd1:Mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha
Fnd2:Chal be
Fnd1: phr
Fnd2:Sath wali bchi k hath me calculatr dkha tha
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
.
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
.
Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro
.
Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Test yad hy?
.
Student: Jase he prhne betha to light chali gai, bad main is dar se parhne nahin betha k meri waja se phir light na chali jaye
~Student SMS Text Message

5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt”
.
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
.
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
.
5)On each point U smiled, cuz its true..
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher:-
“Machar k katnay se MALERIA kiyun hota hay?
.
AIDS kiyun nahin hota ? ”
.
Studnt:-
.
“Kion k machar Dunk marta hay
.
Gand nahin….!!!:-D
~Student SMS Text Message

Q:
Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
.
Ans:
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep
~Student SMS Text Message

Identification Of Students :
.
Books In Bag , Faisalabad
.
Books In Hand , Sialkot
.
Rolled Books In Jeanz , Lahore
.
Without Books But Mobile In Hands, Karachi
.
We Rock . . .
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
~Student SMS Text Message

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
~Student SMS Text Message

A Student
Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun! Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son,So Sad, Very Bad!Ur Dad…..!!!!!
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Anday Ka Faida Btao?
Student:Sir Bohot Faide Hain!
Agar yE Imtehan Mein Mil Jaye
To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi…!!
~Student SMS Text Message

Student school me gadha leke aya
Miss: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Miss ap hi to Kehti hen K mene
bare bare gadho Ko insan bnaya he.
To socha k iska bi bhala hojaye;-)
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: water ka formula btao
Student:H2 MgCl Nacl HNO3O
Teacher:ye kia ha
Student:sir ye India ka pani hai
~Student SMS Text Message

A typical student flipped a coin in th air
&
said: If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch tv”
&
If it stands on th edge,”I ll study”
~Student SMS Text Message

Sir: Btaen khushfehmi kiya hoti ha?
Studnt: Sir peche dekhein
Miss apko bula rahi hain
Sir nai dekha to koi nahe tha.
Student: Sir yahe cheez khush fehmi hai:-p
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hay
~Student SMS Text Message

A Friend is the one who advise you to Study Well,
but a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall
and says!
” abe kitna likhe ga bachiyan ja rahi hain…” …:p
~Student SMS Text Message

Modern Dictionary for Students:
.
*Muhbt: Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
.
*Talib-E-Ilm: Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
.
*Parda: Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
.
*Kitab: Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
.
*Dil: Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
.
*College: Tafre Gah,
.
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah…
~Student SMS Text Message

Hamara mutaliba
.
Hamara mutaliba
.
Valentine day per
.
Her talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba…
~Student SMS Text Message

Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?
~Student SMS Text Message

Dil chahata hai aaj phir chota ban jau,
roz subah subah chutti ke bahane banau,
aur assembly mein aankhe khol ke prayer gau,
woh class meein chupke chupke tiffen kholu ,
aur pakade jane par pet dard ka jhooth bolon,
din bhar school mein masti maru aur bas mein juniors pe rob jhadu,
woh har din homework adhura reh jaye,
aur agle din meri copy ghar rah jaye,
har roz doston se rooth jau par zindagi bhar sath nibhane wala ek dost banau
~Student SMS Text Message

Baap: Beta college mein tune kaun se
do mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)Tez BIKE me bhi 1 Tili se cigerrete jalana
~Student SMS Text Message

Police Constable
2 His Son: Why Did U Get
So Low Marks In Ur Exam?!
Son-Keep This
50 Rupees
And Leave The Matter…
~Student SMS Text Message

Ghajini Dekhne k Bad Andaza Hua k Hum Bhi Amir Khan Se kum Nhi Hai
Hum Bhi Padhta Hay
Samajhty hain
Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jaate hain
~Student SMS Text Message

Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Student ko love me interest hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiye
Ye bhu college me subject hona chahiye
~Student SMS Text Message

Upcoming horor movies:
Internal ki pyas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaitan
Wo akhri paper
Tadapta engineer
Khuni result
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher asks children,what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi: I want to help Deepa
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
.
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai
~Student SMS Text Message

Life of a student:
.
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi
~Student SMS Text Message

Ek larka doctor say: lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
.
Doctor nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kaha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
.
Larka. Tu phir newspaper me
Mujhay Passed Students ki list mein maira roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
~Student SMS Text Message

Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
~Student SMS Text Message

Ek student Dusre se:
Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka man kar raha hai
2nd Student:To phir chal kar thori parhia karte hein
~Student SMS Text Message

Boy: isnt the Principal a duffer
Girl:Do u Know who i am?
No.”I m the principals daughter
Boy:do u know who I am?
Girl:No.
Boy:Thank GOD
~Student SMS Text Message

In class room one boy was praying GOD GOD
Teacher: why are you praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that b4 sleeping u must pray GOD GOD.:-)3
~Student SMS Text Message

Students Marte Nahi
Zinda Dafnaye Jate He
Hr 4 Mhino Me Tadpaye Jate Hai,
Kfan Khol K Dekho
Wo Kabar Me B
Asignment Likhte Hue Paye Jate
~Student SMS Text Message

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
1 Time 100rs Fine
.
2 Time 200
.
3 Time 500
.
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
~Student SMS Text Message

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~Student SMS Text Message

Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay
.
Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar
~Student SMS Text Message

Sir:Tum Kal
School Q Nahi Aye?
Sakib:Sir Mujhe
Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.
Sir:Bird Flu
To Murgiyo
Ko Hota H?
Sakib:Aap
Rozana Murga
Jo Banate Thay.
~Student SMS Text Message

Woh aaye hum dekhte rahe
Woh muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Woh kehte rahe humne suna nai,
Jab wo chale gaye hum chillaye-
.
“Sir Attendence”
~Student SMS Text Message

What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal!
~Student SMS Text Message

Class Rooms are Like a Train:
.
1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
.
Middle 3 are General Compartments.
.
And
.
Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
~Student SMS Text Message

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.
.
Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To.
.
Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur...
.
Zor Se Chillao:
.
.
.
.
Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?
~Student SMS Text Message

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
.
.
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
.
.
LOVE
.
.
.
.
TENTION
.
.
.
NO
.
.
.
.
It,s called
"BE-GHAIRTI
~Student SMS Text Message

Watan-e-Azeez ki Salamti k Liye Student ko
1 hafta kya?
.
Ek saal Bhi Ghar Mai Bethna Parray To
Bhi is Qurbani k liye hum Tayyar Hain.
.
~Student SMS Text Message

When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
.
?
.
?
.
Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball.
~Student SMS Text Message

Son: Papa Good News Hai.
.
Papa: Kya?
.
Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
.
Father: Haan
.
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
~Student SMS Text Message

Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
.
Q1 - Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
.
Q2 - How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
.
Q3 - Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
.
Q4 - In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
.
Q5 - Explain principle and working of a DRONE
~Student SMS Text Message

A student flips a coin and thinks...
.
Head- i will go to sleep
.
Tail-i will watch a movie
.
Stand-i will listen music
.
Stays in air- I will study
~Student SMS Text Message

Long Time Ago,
People who Sacrificed their Sleep,
Forgot their Family,
Forgot their Food,
Forgot laughter were called "SAINTS"
.
But now they are called...
.
.
.
.
.
.
ENGINEERING Students
~Student SMS Text Message

Students
Problem
.
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai
.
Yadon Ki Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
.
.
.
Parhain Bhi To Kia Parhain
.
Har Page Pe BaChi Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!
~Student SMS Text Message

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
~Student SMS Text Message

For ENGINEERING students
.
Ques: prove that 2/10=2.
.
Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:
.
2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en
.
W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,
.
theref0re
.
w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19
.
Theref0re
.
wo/en = 38/19 = 2
.
Hence proved!!!
.
For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain =D
.
ENGINEERS ROCKS
~Student SMS Text Message

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I Finished Studies. Did You?
~Student SMS Text Message

Aeroplane
Wright Brothers
.
Cycle
Macmillan
.
Telephone
Graham Bell
.
Telescope
Galileo
.
Exams
.
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge.
~Student SMS Text Message

PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT;Sir Monthly pakage kya hai
~Student SMS Text Message

tudent: Fire Brigade.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: Sir Q K Oraton ka kam Aag lagana hai bhujana nahi.
0313-9136162
~Student SMS Text Message

SIR: ISHQ Aur PYAR mein kya farak hai?
Student: Sir Pyar vo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain,
Aur Ishq vo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hun.
~Student SMS Text Message

If all the Musicians of this world join together and make a sweet Melody to Facilitate Sleep.
They still can't win against our
STUDY BOOKS
~Student SMS Text Message

Like Girl Friend
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
~Student SMS Text Message

Student University ke toilet mai gaya
Jab andar ja ke betha to samnay likha howa tha
Itna zor taleem par detay to exams mai pass ho jatay
~Student SMS Text Message

Agr app ko apne BOARD ya University k exam main number lagvane ho to App muje foran apna
Naam aur Roll number send karo
.
.
.
Main aap k lye DUA karo ga.
~Student SMS Text Message

Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,
.
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.
~Student SMS Text Message

* The Prieds *
> We Provide Luxury to the World.
(Electronics)
> We rules over the Chemical Industries and World.
(Chemical)
> We design the Wonders.
(Architect)
> We produce material from Mountains.
(Metallurgy)
> We run the Industries by Intelligence.
(Industrial)
We are known as ENGINEERS.
Proud to be DCETians..
~Student SMS Text Message

Student: Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Dhoka ho gaya
Dost Kiya howa???
Student: mainay ghar se books ke liye paisay mangway thay
Ghar walon ne books hi bhijwa din
~Student SMS Text Message

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,
Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,
Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya.
~Student SMS Text Message

Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks...
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.
~Student SMS Text Message

I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class...
Because....
I Always Stand Outside the Class...
Proud to be Outstanding
~Student SMS Text Message

cWhats the height of hope??
Ans: Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself:
"Dude, Do not worry. Exams will get postponed!"
~Student SMS Text Message

Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!
~Student SMS Text Message

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
~Student SMS Text Message

Full form of maths
.
M=mentally
.
A=admited
.
T=teacher
.
H=harassing
.
S=students
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
.
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
.
Student : Ladies first
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
.
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
.
Pupil : A teacher.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher To Student:
.
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
.
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
~Student SMS Text Message

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
.
Student: “Father in law”.
~Student SMS Text Message

Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHERS:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
.
.
.
Student:ADNAN SAMI
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
.
.
.
.
Student:ADNAN SAMI
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
.
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Garib hu sir,
.
School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~Student SMS Text Message

Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
~Student SMS Text Message

Prof:- I dont mind when students look at their Watch during lectures.
But it gets on nerves,when they remove their Watch,shake it 2 see if its working
~Student SMS Text Message

ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhOmERs
trEAt tAKrS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTrs
cHeaTErS
HUM TO AISE HE PRHAiN GE PUT LE JIS NE JO PuTNA Hai
~Student SMS Text Message

Never Attend A Class
Why … ? ? ?
John Nash Said:
“Classes Make U Dull. It Destroy7 The Potential Of Creative Thinking”
So Dun Be Dull … =)
~Student SMS Text Message

In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal’s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!
Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
~Student SMS Text Message

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams
~Student SMS Text Message

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
~Student SMS Text Message

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
.
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
~Student SMS Text Message

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~Student SMS Text Message

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
~Student SMS Text Message

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