SMS Poem Text Message

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier
some love one,
some love two,
but i love one and that is YOU!!!
~ SMS Poem Text Message

You can fall from a bridge
you can fall from above
but the best way of falling
is falling in love
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Who cares if this is a poem or a rhyme, i will luv you until the end of time..
~ SMS Poem Text Message

So Sweet Is ur Style,
So Sweet is ur Smile,
So Sweet is ur Voice,
So Sweet is ur Eye,
See....ur sweeter dan honey
so enjoy ur life cuz u r loved by everbody
~ SMS Poem Text Message

If luvz a disease im very ill but i dnt want no medicine i wont take no pill i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean to me
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Always n 4eva
always n 4eva i just want u 2 no i wana b were eva u r no matter how near or far n i wana b da only 1 2 open the door 2 ur hear
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Introduction is possible anytime,
love is possible sometime,
marriage is possible on time,
but friendship btwn u & me is possible
only once in a lifetime...
~ SMS Poem Text Message


If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you
~ SMS Poem Text Message

When the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor
~ SMS Poem Text Message

If kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
~ SMS Poem Text Message


If i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender
~ SMS Poem Text Message

SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
~ SMS Poem Text Message

I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
~ SMS Poem Text Message

If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
~ SMS Poem Text Message

When God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
~ SMS Poem Text Message

2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
~ SMS Poem Text Message

U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.
~ SMS Poem Text Message

U r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
~ SMS Poem Text Message

I love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
~ SMS Poem Text Message

A kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me
~ SMS Poem Text Message

It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
~ SMS Poem Text Message

I miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.
~ SMS Poem Text Message

I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!
~ SMS Poem Text Message

Teacher's Day SMS

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called “truth.” -Dan Rather
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. -Author Unknown
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children. -John Sculley
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism. -Louis A. Berman
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more. -Bob Talbert
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple. -Amos Bronson Alcott
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures. -Eugene P. Bertin
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -Edward Bulwer-Lytton
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got. -NLP adage
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called “truth. -Dan Rather
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image. -Anonymous
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. -Karl Menninger
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. - Aristotle
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.- Eugene P. Bertin
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. -Henry Brooks Adams
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Teaching is the only major occupation of man for which we have not yet developed tools that make an average person capable of competence and performance. In teaching we rely on the “naturals,” the ones who somehow know how to teach. -Peter Drucker
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -William Arthur Ward
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child. - Carl Jung
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Good teachers are those who know how little they know. Bad teachers are those who think they know more than they don’t know. -R. Verdi
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job. -Donald D. Quinn
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Public education rests precariously on the skill and virtue of the people at the bottom of the institutional pyramid. -Tracy Kidder
~Teacher's Day SMS Text Message

Santa banta sms

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life- Cher n People

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon.

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Lady golfer storms angrily into club house.
Golf PRO: What's wrong?
Lady: Got stung by a bee.
PRO: Where?
Lady: Between the 1st and 2nd hole!

Boss during Interview for Post of Secretary asked: What's the Difference between a Paperclip & a Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I've never been Paperclipped !

Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y ? Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate lengi.

Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?
B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?

Santa: Darling rape ka matlab kya hai?
Jeeto: Sahi jagah par galat aadmi!

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.
Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.

Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?
Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?
Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.

Santa: Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: I'have done diploma in interior designing.